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NOFX - Idiots Are Taking Over
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NOFX - Linoleum
- 3
NOFX - Don't Call Me White
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NOFX - Stickin In My Eye
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NOFX - Eat The Meek
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NOFX - Linoleum
- 7
NOFX - Drugs Are Good
- 8
NOFX - Bob
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NOFX - Happy Guy
- 10
NOFX - 72 Hookers
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NOFX - All Outta Angst
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NOFX - Bleeding Heart Disease
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NOFX - Lori Meyers
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NOFX - Dinosaurs Will Die
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NOFX - Falling in Love
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NOFX - I Love You More Than I Hate Me
- 17
NOFX - My Orphan Year
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NOFX - It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
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NOFX - Thank God It's Monday
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NOFX - I'm a Transvest-lite
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NOFX - Leave It Alone
- 22
NOFX - Perfect Government
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NOFX - The Separation of Church and Skate
- 24
NOFX - Xmas Has Been X'ed
- 25
NOFX - Bottles To The Ground
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NOFX - Champs-Elysées
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NOFX - Cokie The Clown
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NOFX - Drop The World
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NOFX - Liza
- 30
NOFX - Moron Brothers
- 31
NOFX - Six Years On Dope
- 32
NOFX - Vincent
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NOFX - 13 Stitches
- 34
NOFX - 180 Degrees
- 35
NOFX - 60%
- 36
NOFX - August 8th
- 37
NOFX - Bye Bye Biopsy Girl
- 38
NOFX - California Drought
- 39
NOFX - Dead Beat Mom
- 40
NOFX - Doors And Fours
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NOFX - Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
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NOFX - Generation Z
- 43
NOFX - Happy Father's Day
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NOFX - Hotdog In A Hallway
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NOFX - I Don't Like Me Anymore
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NOFX - I Want You To Want Me
- 47
NOFX - Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
- 48
NOFX - Linewleum
- 49
NOFX - Live Your Life
- 50
NOFX - Murder The Government
- 51
NOFX - Philthy Phil Philanthropist
- 52
NOFX - Release The Hostages
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NOFX - Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
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NOFX - Shower Days
- 55
NOFX - Stoke Extinguisher
- 56
NOFX - Straight Edge
- 57
NOFX - The Irrationality Of Rationality
- 58
NOFX - Total Bummer
- 59
NOFX - We Called it America
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NOFX - Whatever Didi Wants
- 61
NOFX - Whoops, I Od'd
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NOFX - 20 Something
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NOFX - All His Suits Are Torn
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NOFX - All My Friends In New York
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NOFX - All Of Me
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NOFX - And Now For Something Completely Similar
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NOFX - Anti-social girl
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NOFX - Backstage Passport Theme
- 69
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed Up
- 70
NOFX - Bob- Live Version
- 71
NOFX - Creeping Out Sara
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NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan
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NOFX - Doornails
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NOFX - Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
- 75
NOFX - Fan Mail
- 76
NOFX - First Call
- 77
NOFX - Franco Un-American
- 78
NOFX - Fuck Euphemism
- 79
NOFX - Gonoherpasyphilaids
- 80
NOFX - Hit it hold it back
- 81
NOFX - Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums)
- 82
NOFX - Hold It Back
- 83
NOFX - I Believe In Goddess
- 84
NOFX - I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
- 85
NOFX - I Wanna Be Your Baby
- 86
NOFX - I, Fatty
- 87
NOFX - I'm So Sorry Tony
- 88
NOFX - I've Become A Cliche
- 89
NOFX - I've Got One Jealous Again, Again
- 90
NOFX - It Ain't Lonely At The Bottom
- 91
NOFX - Kids Of The K-hole
- 92
NOFX - Last Caress
- 93
NOFX - Last Night Was Really Fun?
- 94
NOFX - Leaving Jesusland
- 95
NOFX - Louise
- 96
NOFX - Love Story
- 97
NOFX - Lower
- 98
NOFX - My Heart is Yearning
- 99
NOFX - My Vagina
- 100
NOFX - New Happy Birthday Song?
- 101
NOFX - Nofx- Herojuana
- 102
NOFX - Olympia, WA
- 103
NOFX - Pharmacist's Daughter
- 104
NOFX - Please Play This Song On The Radio
- 105
NOFX - Quart in Session
- 106
NOFX - Ronnie & Mags
- 107
NOFX - Scavenger Type
- 108
NOFX - Secret Society
- 109
NOFX - See Her Pee
- 110
NOFX - She's Gone
- 111
NOFX - Sid And Nancy
- 112
NOFX - Soul Doubt
- 113
NOFX - Straight Outta Massachusetts
- 114
NOFX - Suits And Ladders
- 115
NOFX - That's Why I Love Her
- 116
NOFX - The Brews
- 117
NOFX - The death of John Smith
- 118
NOFX - The Marxist Brothers
- 119
NOFX - The Moron Brothers
- 120
NOFX - The Quitter
- 121
NOFX - There She Goes
- 122
NOFX - Together On The Sand
- 123
NOFX - Whats The Matter With Parents Today
- 124
NOFX - Where's My Slice?
- 125
NOFX - You're Wrong
- 126
NOFX - 100 Times Fuckeder
- 127
NOFX - 2 on Glue
- 128
NOFX - 60% (Reprise)
- 129
NOFX - 99 Red Ballons
- 130
NOFX - A Perfect Government
- 131
NOFX - A200 Club
- 132
NOFX - Always Hate Hippies
- 133
NOFX - American Errorist
- 134
NOFX - Anarchy Camp
- 135
NOFX - Ant Attack
- 136
NOFX - Antenna's
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NOFX - Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
- 138
NOFX - Bang Bang
- 139
NOFX - Bath of Least Resistance
- 140
NOFX - Beer Bong
- 141
NOFX - Best God in Show
- 142
NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
- 143
NOFX - Bob Turkee
- 144
NOFX - Brain Constipation
- 145
NOFX - Buggley Eyes
- 146
NOFX - California Über Alice
- 147
NOFX - Can't Get the Stink Out
- 148
NOFX - Canada Has Better Heroin
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NOFX - Cantando En Espanol
- 150
NOFX - Champs Élysées (translation)
- 151
NOFX - Cheese
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NOFX - Cheese/Where's My Slice
- 153
NOFX - Civil Defense
- 154
NOFX - Clam Have Feelings Too
- 155
NOFX - Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
- 156
NOFX - Co-Dependence Day
- 157
NOFX - Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version)
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NOFX - Cool And Unusual Punishment
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NOFX - Cops and Donuts
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NOFX - Corazon de Oro
- 161
NOFX - Dad's bad news
- 162
NOFX - Darby Crashing Your Party
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NOFX - Day To Daze
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NOFX - Decom-Posuer
- 165
NOFX - Dig
- 166
NOFX - Don't Drink And Drive
- 167
NOFX - Door Nails
- 168
NOFX - Down With The Ship
- 169
NOFX - Drug Free America
- 170
NOFX - Drug Me
- 171
NOFX - Dying Degree
- 172
NOFX - East Bay
- 173
NOFX - Eat The Meek (Dub Mix)
- 174
NOFX - Eddie, Bruce and Paul
- 175
NOFX - El Lay
- 176
NOFX - Electricity
- 177
NOFX - Eric Melvin vs. PCP
- 178
NOFX - Fermented and Flailing
- 179
NOFX - First Ditch Effort
- 180
NOFX - Five Feet Under
- 181
NOFX - Fleas
- 182
NOFX - Food, Sex And Ewe
- 183
NOFX - Forming
- 184
NOFX - Forward to Death
- 185
NOFX - Free Dumb
- 186
NOFX - Fuck Da Kids
- 187
NOFX - Fuck The Kids
- 188
NOFX - Fuck The Kids 2
- 189
NOFX - Fun Things To Fuck
- 190
NOFX - Fungus
- 191
NOFX - Germ Free Adolescents
- 192
NOFX - Getting High On The Down Low
- 193
NOFX - Gin and Juice
- 194
NOFX - Glass War
- 195
NOFX - Go To Work Wasted
- 196
NOFX - Golden Boys
- 197
NOFX - Green Corn
- 198
NOFX - Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
- 199
NOFX - Happy Break Up Song
- 200
NOFX - Hardcore 84
- 201
NOFX - Here Comes The Neighborhood
- 202
NOFX - Herojuana
- 203
NOFX - High Achievers
- 204
NOFX - Hotel California (cover Eagles)
- 205
NOFX - I am a huge fan of Bad Religion
- 206
NOFX - I Am An Alcoholic
- 207
NOFX - I Am Going To Hell For This One
- 208
NOFX - I Don't Want you Around
- 209
NOFX - I Gotta Pee
- 210
NOFX - I Hate The Radio But I Like Fungus
- 211
NOFX - I Live In A Cake
- 212
NOFX - I, Melvin
- 213
NOFX - I'm a Rat
- 214
NOFX - I'm Tellin Tim
- 215
NOFX - I'm Telling Tim
- 216
NOFX - ID
- 217
NOFX - Idiot Son Of An Asshole
- 218
NOFX - Instant Crassic
- 219
NOFX - Insulted By Germans (Again)
- 220
NOFX - Iron Man
- 221
NOFX - Jaundiced Eye
- 222
NOFX - Jaw, Knee, Music
- 223
NOFX - Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
- 224
NOFX - Johnny Appleseed
- 225
NOFX - Johnny B Goode
- 226
NOFX - Juice Head
- 227
NOFX - Just The Flu
- 228
NOFX - Kill All The White Man
- 229
NOFX - Kill Rock Stars
- 230
NOFX - Kill The Poor
- 231
NOFX - Lager in the dark
- 232
NOFX - Lazy
- 233
NOFX - Let's Linch The Landlord
- 234
NOFX - Life of Riley
- 235
NOFX - Liza And Louise
- 236
NOFX - Longest Line
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NOFX - Mattersville
- 238
NOFX - Mean People Suck
- 239
NOFX - Medio Core
- 240
NOFX - Memories
- 241
NOFX - Missing Child
- 242
NOFX - Mister Jones
- 243
NOFX - Mom's rules
- 244
NOFX - Monday
- 245
NOFX - Monosyllabic Girl
- 246
NOFX - Monsters
- 247
NOFX - My Friends
- 248
NOFX - My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot)
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NOFX - My Penis
- 250
NOFX - My Sycophant Others
- 251
NOFX - New Boobs
- 252
NOFX - New Year's Revolution
- 253
NOFX - No F-x
- 254
NOFX - No More Lies
- 255
NOFX - No Problems
- 256
NOFX - No Way
- 257
NOFX - Nothing But A Nightmare
- 258
NOFX - Nowhere
- 259
NOFX - Olive Me
- 260
NOFX - On The Rag
- 261
NOFX - On The Rag
- 262
NOFX - One Celled Creature
- 263
NOFX - One Million Coasters
- 264
NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
- 265
NOFX - Open Your Eyes
- 266
NOFX - Oxy Moronic
- 267
NOFX - Party Enema
- 268
NOFX - Piece
- 269
NOFX - Pimps and Hookers
- 270
NOFX - Please, Stop Fucking My Mom
- 271
NOFX - Pods And Gods
- 272
NOFX - Posuer
- 273
NOFX - Professional Crastination
- 274
NOFX - Puke On Cops
- 275
NOFX - Pump Up The Valuum
- 276
NOFX - Punk Guy
- 277
NOFX - Punk Rock Elite
- 278
NOFX - Punk Song
- 279
NOFX - Radio
- 280
NOFX - Reagan Sucks
- 281
NOFX - Reeko
- 282
NOFX - Regaining Unconsciousness
- 283
NOFX - Remnants
- 284
NOFX - Righteous Cause
- 285
NOFX - S&M Airlines
- 286
NOFX - San Francisco Fat
- 287
NOFX - Screamin' For Change
- 288
NOFX - Sell Out
- 289
NOFX - She Didn't Lose Her Baby
- 290
NOFX - She's Nubs
- 291
NOFX - Shitting Bricks
- 292
NOFX - Shut Up Already
- 293
NOFX - Six Pack Girls
- 294
NOFX - Ska Sucks
- 295
NOFX - Sloppy English
- 296
NOFX - Spaghetti Motel
- 297
NOFX - Stand By Me
- 298
NOFX - Stranded
- 299
NOFX - Stranger Than Fishin
- 300
NOFX - Stupid Canadiens
Creeping Out Tegan
NOFX
Talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was longer in the back
I figured that's cuz she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told me that she was kinda lesbian
That's when I realized it was Tegan or maybe it was Sara
I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan
Cuz Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one
I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard them but I like k.d. lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who's selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Tegan or maybe I just pissed her
Off when I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl, a forgy or a fivesome
Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly? Did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Tegan said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie
In the "Gia" movie that was on HBO
And "If These Walls Could Talk" made Sara cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Klonopin, so many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling, I think she might be vegan
And I think I creeped out Tegan, I was creeping out on Tegan
I hope it wasn't Sara, cause (Matt) Skiba said she is the cooler one
