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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
Goop All Over The Phone
The Vandals
Bodacious one sand ruby lips, a regular movie star
Hersingin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name
He wasn't from her neighborhood, but he loved herjust the same
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
How he wished he could move to Hollywood
But there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
He'd like to see a lot more of her, cause she gives him such a thrill
But he's from down in Long Beach, and she lives in Hollywood Hills
So there's goop all over the phone, and Pleasant all over the bill
Like a duck after a June bug, he's on that honeybee
And every night he phones her hive and they get real sticky
He tells her that he loves her, but can only talk awhile
Cause the phone gets like a greased up hog and the bill's a country mile
[Chorus]
Now he went off atourin', 'cause the Vandals gotta play
But with every show their love costs more 'cause he gets further away
There's only one solution, a phony calling card
But he yapped & yapped 'till he got slapped with a serious federal charge
[Chorus]
Now the judge denied him bail, and he fought back the tears
And he thought of Pleasant's beauty as they gave him 20 years
He said, "I'll go real peaceful like, I know I broke the law,
But I ain't no stoop so gimme the goop
'Cause I still got one phone call."
And there's goop all over the phone...
