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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 2
The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 3
The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - Allah!
- 8
The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 20
The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 22
The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 23
The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 24
The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 25
The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
- 29
The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 34
The Vandals - To All The Kids
- 35
The Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 36
The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Airstream
- 40
The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 49
The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
- 50
The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 53
The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 54
The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 55
The Vandals - Count To Ten
- 56
The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
- 57
The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
- 61
The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 64
The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
- 68
The Vandals - Get In Line
- 69
The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
- 70
The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 76
The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
- 79
The Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 80
The Vandals - I Believe
- 81
The Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 82
The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 85
The Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 86
The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 87
The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 88
The Vandals - It's A Fact
- 89
The Vandals - Jackass
- 90
The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
- 91
The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
- 92
The Vandals - Kick Me
- 93
The Vandals - Kokomo
- 94
The Vandals - Lady Killer
- 95
The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 96
The Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 97
The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Manimal
- 100
The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 103
The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 104
The Vandals - Moving Up
- 105
The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 107
The Vandals - My Special Moment
- 108
The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
- 109
The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 110
The Vandals - Oi To The World
- 111
The Vandals - Phone Machine
- 112
The Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 113
The Vandals - Pizza Tran
- 114
The Vandals - Power Mustache
- 115
The Vandals - Rico
- 116
The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 117
The Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 118
The Vandals - Small Wonder
- 119
The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 120
The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 121
The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 122
The Vandals - Steal The Flag
- 123
The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Susanville
- 127
The Vandals - Take It Back
- 128
The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 129
The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
- 130
The Vandals - That's My Girl
- 131
The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 133
The Vandals - The Rodge
- 134
The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
- 135
The Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 136
The Vandals - Viking Suit
- 137
The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 138
The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 139
The Vandals - What About Me?
- 140
The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 142
The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
(But Then) She spoke
The Vandals
She was a goddess
I had to show to her
I could be her Adonis
At first sight I knew she was my destiny
The first time the feeling has come over me
Intimidation, feared rejection
I need to make a love connection
Then the unexpected had occurred
And then it happened
And she spoke
And it all just went to hell
Her personality quickly broke the spell
So disillusioned
That I came to the conclusion
She was garbage wrapped in loveliness
Leaving me so unimpressed
If she don't shut up
I?m gonna throw up
All over her shoes
How could it be?
That such a goddess
Would ever talk to me
And make me nauseous
All the things she said
Just echoed in my head
I thought she was an angel
But it was all just misread
Every word was terrible
And made it more unbearable
And made me have to leave
The f-ing room
And it's all because she spoke
Tortured by her words
Such a pretty shithead
That I wished I never heard
Perfect on the outside
But fucked on the in
How can god be so cruel?
It?s got to be a sin
I had to plug my ears
Until she disappears
So I can cry
Waahh!
And it's all because she spoke
It all just went to hell
Her personality quickly broke the spell
So disillusioned
That I came to the conclusion
She was garbage wrapped in loveliness
Leaving me so unimpressed
I was destined to learn my lesson
And I learned it well
Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
Never fall in love till you go through her purse
Never think she's perfect till you talk to her first
And I should know
