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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Change The World With My Hockey Stick
The Vandals
With my hockey stick
Gonna make a real difference
Feed the poor and heal the sick
I'll practice in my yard
Or in the showers every day
Until I get so goddamn good
That someone really super rich will say
"Here's a million dollars
You can spend it how you like,
You can change the fucking world
Or turn it into something nice"
I'll use my stick for foreign matters
Giving meaning to our planet
And anything we ever wanted
We will get to have it
And it's all thanks to my hockey stick
And skill in which I use it
A hero to humanity
I swear I won't abuse it
I'll change the world
I'll make a difference man
I'll change the world with my hockey stick
Solving all our problems…
Like crack and aids and murder, violence, syphilis…
Global warming, floods and arson, rape, and birth defects
And things affecting ever person
War on crime and racism are problems of the past you see
Thanks to the greatest hockey player
That would be me
World leaders are united
From the joy to watch me playing
As the planet gathers 'round
For the chance to hear me saying
"This place is now utopia
And heaven is on earth"
Me and my hockey stick
Can finally built this earth
I changed the world
I made a difference!
I changed the world with my hockey stick
I changed the world
Yeah!
I changed the world with my hockey stick
I solved all our problems
People don't appreciate the glory I have brought them
I saved this planet in its darkest hour
So they will grovel beneath the man that saved them from the curse
Appoint myself ruler of the universe
And lots of family masses they will grovel at my feet
And their lives will serve no purpose
Other than to honor me
And this stick it will now rule their lives
And dictate all their thoughts
And I'll re-write our history
And thus reside as God
I'll rule the world
I did it!
I'll rule the world with my hockey stick
I'll rule the world
Yeah!
I'll rule the world with my hockey stick
Just because I am that good
