- 1
The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 2
The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 3
The Vandals - Allah!
- 4
The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 5
The Vandals - The New You
- 6
The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
- 7
The Vandals - An idea for a movie
- 8
The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 9
The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
- 10
The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 11
The Vandals - Come out fighting
- 12
The Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 13
The Vandals - Euro-Barge
- 14
The Vandals - Get a room
- 15
The Vandals - Go
- 16
The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 17
The Vandals - I Have a Date
- 18
The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 19
The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 20
The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 21
The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 22
The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
- 23
The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
- 24
The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
- 25
The Vandals - Now We Dance
- 26
The Vandals - OK
- 27
The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 28
The Vandals - S.W.M.
- 29
The Vandals - San Berdu
- 30
The Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 31
The Vandals - Take It Back
- 32
The Vandals - To All The Kids
- 33
The Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 34
The Vandals - 43210-1
- 35
The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 36
The Vandals - Aging Orange
- 37
The Vandals - Airstream
- 38
The Vandals - Anarchy burger
- 39
The Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 40
The Vandals - Anti
- 41
The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 42
The Vandals - Atrocity
- 43
The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 44
The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 45
The Vandals - Behind the music
- 46
The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
- 47
The Vandals - Cafe 405
- 48
The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 49
The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
- 50
The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
- 51
The Vandals - China Town
- 52
The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 53
The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 54
The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 55
The Vandals - Count To Ten
- 56
The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
- 57
The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
- 58
The Vandals - Desert Woman
- 59
The Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 60
The Vandals - Disproportioned head
- 61
The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 62
The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
- 63
The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 64
The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 65
The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 66
The Vandals - Fourteen
- 67
The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 68
The Vandals - Gator Hide
- 69
The Vandals - Get In Line
- 70
The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
- 71
The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 72
The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
- 73
The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 74
The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 75
The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
- 76
The Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 77
The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
- 79
The Vandals - Hungry For You
- 80
The Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 81
The Vandals - I Believe
- 82
The Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 83
The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
- 84
The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 85
The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 86
The Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 87
The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 88
The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 89
The Vandals - It's A Fact
- 90
The Vandals - Jackass
- 91
The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
- 92
The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
- 93
The Vandals - Kick Me
- 94
The Vandals - Kokomo
- 95
The Vandals - Lady Killer
- 96
The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 97
The Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 98
The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 99
The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
- 100
The Vandals - Manimal
- 101
The Vandals - Marry Me
- 102
The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 103
The Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 104
The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 105
The Vandals - Moving Up
- 106
The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 107
The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 108
The Vandals - My Special Moment
- 109
The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
- 110
The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 111
The Vandals - Oi To The World
- 112
The Vandals - Phone Machine
- 113
The Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 114
The Vandals - Pizza Tran
- 115
The Vandals - Power Mustache
- 116
The Vandals - Rico
- 117
The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 118
The Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 119
The Vandals - Small Wonder
- 120
The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 121
The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 122
The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 123
The Vandals - Steal The Flag
- 124
The Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 125
The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 126
The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 127
The Vandals - Susanville
- 128
The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 129
The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
- 130
The Vandals - That's My Girl
- 131
The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 132
The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 133
The Vandals - The Rodge
- 134
The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
- 135
The Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 136
The Vandals - Viking Suit
- 137
The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 138
The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 139
The Vandals - What About Me?
- 140
The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 141
The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 142
The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
- 143
The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
S.W.M.
The Vandals
You might have sensed it
From the tone of my voice.
It's a disaster.
I got no answers.
I'm kinda left with no choice.
I'm doing lotsa nothings
Here with a lot of no ones,
Praying for the phone.
This solitude is creepy.
It really is unpretty,
A grown man alone.
We could meet for coffee,
Or go to the fair.
I don't even like to do those things,
But I'm gettin' kinda desperate here.
Just call me!
[chorus:]
Box 27605
Please leave a message while there's still time
Bold type print in the classified
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right.
I'm self-employed.
I'm not usually annoyed by any personality flaws.
I'm not a stalker. Excessive talker.
It doesn't really matter to me.
Whatever you're into, I'm into, that's cool.
We could meet for coffee,
Or stay at home and watch Cheers.
I don't even like to do those things,
But I'm gettin' kinda desperate here.
So call me!
[chorus]
I'm not getting any younger here.
Please call the number.
Anything you wanna do is fine with me.
Single white male seeks Mrs. Right.
Still, my box is empty,
And no one sent me any kind of reply.
I sit here waiting, never dating, masturbating.
Man, I hope I don't go blind.
We could meet for coffee,
Or go to the state fair.
I don't even like to do those things,
But I'm gettin' kinda desperate here.
Just call me!
[chorus 2x]
Call me!
