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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Stop Smiling
The Vandals
They're stupid or they're lying or a little bit of both
Ignore disasters and say that life is great
It never stops the smile on their shit consuming faces
The stupid hippies too stoned to see their lives are fucked
Going with the flow into the shitter they are sucked and then they
Got these magic crystals, don't do a god damn thing
Just stinking of pachoulli while they choke on their ginseng
Beating on a drum
You sing of quiet and peace
Burning marijuana and you take the time to hug a tree
Say no possessions but get all that you can
You stink like shit and smile through it
Don't ever trust a happy man
Cheery retard masses with their evil Osmond smiles
Way too glad to be here cause he is on your side
And then they hand out propaganda
For sheep to join the cult
Collecting guns, they rape your daughters but it's nobody's fault
I don't want to go to heaven, it's filled with pricks like you
I won't go inside the gates, leave me in the waiting room
I'm sure that God hates you, he thinks your an obsessed fan
See how you are?
Never trust a happy man
Never trust a happy man!
