- 1
The Vandals - Anarchy burger
- 2
The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 3
The Vandals - Fourteen
- 4
The Vandals - Gator Hide
- 5
The Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 6
The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 7
The Vandals - 43210-1
- 8
The Vandals - Aging Orange
- 9
The Vandals - Atrocity
- 10
The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 11
The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
- 12
The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 13
The Vandals - China Town
- 14
The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 15
The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
- 16
The Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 17
The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
- 18
The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 19
The Vandals - Euro-Barge
- 20
The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 21
The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
- 22
The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 23
The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 24
The Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 25
The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 26
The Vandals - Jackass
- 27
The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
- 28
The Vandals - Kokomo
- 29
The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 30
The Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 31
The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
- 32
The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 33
The Vandals - My Special Moment
- 34
The Vandals - Oi To The World
- 35
The Vandals - Phone Machine
- 36
The Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 37
The Vandals - Pizza Tran
- 38
The Vandals - Power Mustache
- 39
The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 40
The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 41
The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
- 42
The Vandals - That's My Girl
- 43
The Vandals - The Rodge
- 44
The Vandals - To All The Kids
- 45
The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 46
The Vandals - What About Me?
- 47
The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
- 48
The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 49
The Vandals - Airstream
- 50
The Vandals - Allah!
- 51
The Vandals - An idea for a movie
- 52
The Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 53
The Vandals - Anti
- 54
The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 55
The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 56
The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 57
The Vandals - Behind the music
- 58
The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
- 59
The Vandals - Cafe 405
- 60
The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
- 61
The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
- 62
The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 63
The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 64
The Vandals - Come out fighting
- 65
The Vandals - Count To Ten
- 66
The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
- 67
The Vandals - Desert Woman
- 68
The Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 69
The Vandals - Disproportioned head
- 70
The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 71
The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 72
The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 73
The Vandals - Get a room
- 74
The Vandals - Get In Line
- 75
The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
- 76
The Vandals - Go
- 77
The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 78
The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 79
The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
- 80
The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 81
The Vandals - How They Getcha'
- 82
The Vandals - Hungry For You
- 83
The Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 84
The Vandals - I Believe
- 85
The Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 86
The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
- 87
The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 88
The Vandals - I Have a Date
- 89
The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 90
The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 91
The Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 92
The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 93
The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 94
The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 95
The Vandals - It's A Fact
- 96
The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 97
The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
- 98
The Vandals - Kick Me
- 99
The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 100
The Vandals - Lady Killer
- 101
The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 102
The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 103
The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 104
The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
- 105
The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
- 106
The Vandals - Manimal
- 107
The Vandals - Marry Me
- 108
The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 109
The Vandals - Moving Up
- 110
The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 111
The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
- 112
The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 113
The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
- 114
The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 115
The Vandals - Now We Dance
- 116
The Vandals - OK
- 117
The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 118
The Vandals - Rico
- 119
The Vandals - S.W.M.
- 120
The Vandals - San Berdu
- 121
The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 122
The Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 123
The Vandals - Small Wonder
- 124
The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 125
The Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 126
The Vandals - Steal The Flag
- 127
The Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 128
The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 129
The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 130
The Vandals - Susanville
- 131
The Vandals - Take It Back
- 132
The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 133
The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 134
The Vandals - The New You
- 135
The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
- 136
The Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 137
The Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 138
The Vandals - Viking Suit
- 139
The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 140
The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 141
The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 142
The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
- 143
The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Flowers Are Pretty
The Vandals
And learn to do bad stuff
Flowers are pretty before they get shitty
And rot and turn to dust
I heard that life is a wheel
And you can't make it stop
If you try it'll flatten your head
It's a circle of shit
We're in the middle of it
But soon we'll all be dead
Like everybody else
That ever lived before
The things you make fall to the floor
And nobody knows how hard you tried
It's been that way since the start of time
There was a caveman that did some amazing things
But nobody here gives a fuck
And in a thousand years they'll feel the same
Towards all the things you've done
So don't worry what might give you cancer
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
It's just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up, it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you
Love at first sight on a beautiful night
And a feeling so divine
Gets sucked down the toilet
'Cause something will spoil it
With the good times left behind you
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
Powerful forces abound
Like a twig on a river in the universe
Tomorrow you'll probably drown
So don't worry if it is a tumor
All this will be over sooner
It's just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up, it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you or you
And all the things that matter most
Disappear, here's a toast
To erosion and corrosion
Altimizers and pain
Don't try to figure out who's at fault
There's powerful forces at play
And if you lose your legs and have to beg
It's really all the same
So don't worry what might give you cancer
Or stay up nights just wanting answers
It's just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap
Things start off they're so terrific
They'll fuck up, it's scientific
Entropy, uncertainty won't yield to you, or you
