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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
The Vandals
Clowns are loved by everyone
Cops n' commies even fags
Everybody loves a gag
Clowns everywhere are freakin' out
In parades they scream n' shout
They're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues
Cause no one laughs at their great big shoes
Here's some clowns we really love: Bozo, Scoopy, Rusty Nails
Here's a clown we really hate: Ronald McDonald
( He's only in it for the burgers )
I saw a clown in the mall today
My brother cried and he ran away
They get no respect, aren't served in bars
No matter how many friends they can fit in their cars
The other day I was drivin' around in the clown
Mobile with 17 of my friends towin'
The ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says,
"Where ya goin' Bozo?"
I said, "I'm not Bozo. I sure wish I was, though.
The man's a friggin' genius."
Clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation
Below the level of their education
It's hard as hell to make ends meet
With a painted face and gigantic feet
Yesterday I was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and says,
"Bartender, give me a tree fort."
The bartender looks at him and says,
"What's in a tree fort?"
"Playboy books and cigars."
Last verse same as the first Acapulco version, ten times worse
