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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Long Hair Queer
The Vandals
She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls
Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay
I sure had him pegged right wrong he stole my girl away
I told her I don't give a damn Bon Jovi's finally here
I'm not about to miss the Laker game to see that long haired queer
But you go on ahead why don't you take that little freak
That was my first mistake- she didn't come back for a week
He's a long hair havin', back stabbin', lyin', cheatin', dirty little freakin'
get along-with-the-girl-lookin' fool
Well that silly little freak, I'd like to give him a beatin'
Left me standin' here like a fool
She took me to a party where she said there'd be afew kegs
More like winecooler drinkin' make-up sportin' Bauhaus stickers with legs
"Have you heard Gene Loves Jezebel?" I said, "Ask me if I care,
All I know is Joni Loves Chachi," then I hit him with my chair
So if your honey fancies hippies well here's all you need to know
Stay clear of L.A. Guns & Roses, take her to a Vandals show
Our suicidal bros will bum her out 'till she just can't hang
And you can party with a skinhead fox with tiny little bangs
I feel like yankin' out his curls for hangin' out with girls
Left me standin' here like a fool
