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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Johnny Twobags
The Vandals
and it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
Oh Johnny do shut up, I know you think you got it rough
You say your life is hard
Well you didn't spend your days stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard
Don't play me for a fool.
Your dad wasn't traded for a mule.
Do you know what I mean
Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
Ken is struck in a wheel chair
His spine is bent beyond repair
He's not singin' the blues
and you never even worn orthepedic shoes
So at school you might have failed
But there's men being raped in jail
They should be singing the blue
and I'm starting to think that you haven't paid your dues
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
It's ok, so don't be sad
that your not sad
cause your still rad
to me
Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues
and it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues
He's too white to have the blues
He thinks he should be black to have the blues
He's too green to sing the blues
and Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues
You ain't black and you ain't blind
You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind
Well you're cleaned up and you're off the booze
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
It's ok, so don't be sad
that your sad
cause your still rad
to me
You don't have to pay no dues or be born to lose
Alot of people would kill to be in your shoes
Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
