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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
The Vandals
Everything this year's been a disaster
But I won't let it bother me at all
Nothing's going to bring me down
It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punch
I'm going to stand my happy ground
I refuse to let my family make me crazy
I'll smile at their insults and their frowns
I'll ignore the shitty weather
'Cuz what counts is we're together
Loving, safe and sound
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this time, Ya hear? (I won't let it happen)
And If you try to ruin my holiday-
I swear you will regret it for the rest of the fucking year.
The turkey might have made the children vomit
The tree burned down and torched up all of our gifts
But I will grin and bear it
and this nightmare we will share it
Till I get my only wish - it's
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
No act of God or family fight
'Cuz if you try to ruin my holiday
I swear you will regret it for the rest of your fucking life
You'll burn in hell with hot pokers in your eyes and acid on your flesh
This is going to be the best Christmas ever
Soon this crappy Christmas will be over
And I'll go right back to my pissed-off self
But until that happens I'll just continue laughing
like one of those creepy, retard, mutant, North Pole Elves
Nothing's going to ruin my holiday
Not this year I won't let that be the case
And If you try and ruin my holiday
I'll punch you in your fat, disgusting, turkey eating face
Understand me
This is going to be the best Christmas ever!
