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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
Christmas Time For My Penis
The Vandals
When I needed you, you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
that will make your spirits rise...
I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
and I won't forget you this year..
It's Christmas time for my penis.
I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you the joy
that you've earned this year pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
It's Christmas time for my penis.
I know you've been feeling down,
all pent up its so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Christmas-
you'll get the attention you need
I love you so much that it's hard,
to repay you for all the good times
we'll get whores and pornography-
your special holiday, pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.
