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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
- 23
The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 24
The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 25
The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Moving Up
- 27
The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 28
The Vandals - Now We Dance
- 29
The Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 30
The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 31
The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 32
The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 34
The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 38
The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Atrocity
- 40
The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 44
The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Fourteen
- 48
The Vandals - Get In Line
- 49
The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 52
The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 56
The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
- 59
The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
- 69
The Vandals - Power Mustache
- 70
The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
- 81
The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Airstream
- 84
The Vandals - Allah!
- 85
The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 92
The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
- 95
The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
- 99
The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
- 100
The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 102
The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 103
The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 105
The Vandals - Gator Hide
- 106
The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
- 108
The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 109
The Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 110
The Vandals - Hungry For You
- 111
The Vandals - I Believe
- 112
The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 113
The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 114
The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 115
The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 116
The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
- 117
The Vandals - Kokomo
- 118
The Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 119
The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 120
The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
- 121
The Vandals - Manimal
- 122
The Vandals - Marry Me
- 123
The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 124
The Vandals - My Special Moment
- 125
The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
- 126
The Vandals - OK
- 127
The Vandals - Phone Machine
- 128
The Vandals - S.W.M.
- 129
The Vandals - San Berdu
- 130
The Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 131
The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 132
The Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 133
The Vandals - Take It Back
- 134
The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
- 135
The Vandals - That's My Girl
- 136
The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 137
The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 138
The Vandals - The New You
- 139
The Vandals - The Rodge
- 140
The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
- 141
The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
Christmas Time For My Penis
The Vandals
When I needed you, you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
that will make your spirits rise...
I think back on the times, when you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear- you did the thinking for me.
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
and I won't forget you this year..
It's Christmas time for my penis.
I know I have let you down when you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain, you showed me that I am a man
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you the joy
that you've earned this year pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.
I owe you so much that its hard,
to repay you for all the good times
It's Christmas time for my penis.
I know you've been feeling down,
all pent up its so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Christmas-
you'll get the attention you need
I love you so much that it's hard,
to repay you for all the good times
we'll get whores and pornography-
your special holiday, pal...
It's Christmas time for my penis.
