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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
Failure Is The Best Revenge
The Vandals
you will have your day
and you'll hear them say
"I don't understand how things went wrong,
I've always been great, good-looking and strong"
When they feel like you have all the time
It's your revenge
FAILURE
I guess that's life,
failure is the best revenge
Be proud of your flounders
and falter with pride
Fail without shame
cuz you never tried
Don't bother building a trophy case,
Unless they start handing them out for last place
Be humble because no one is safe
It sneaks right up
FAILURE
Everybody join the club,
Failure is the best revenge
FAILURE
Only one way of doing things right,
but a thousand ways wrong,
so join the fight.
In showing the winners we don't play their games,
an army of losers
retarded and lame
a chance to unite
cuz we're all the same
It's great to be a
FAILURE
Never try
Failure is the best revenge
Avoid mediocrity
and run the other way
Stay at the bottom
you're welcome to stay
Make them remember you for failure without match
Every defeat is a feather in your cap.
I give a crap
We all belong
FAILURE
One billion strong
FAILURE
come join the club
FAILURE
Never try
Failure is the best revenge.
