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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Choosing You Masters
The Vandals
if not this country's dusted
'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3,
and they were on the MTV
They were telling the people to rock the what?
Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabees,
Southern fried kings of mediocrity
Now let me get this straight
you want MTV viewers,
the worlds biggest losers,
to vote?
the idea's wrong
in fact there ought to be a law
if you can sit through a Silverchair video
you shouldn't be allowed to vote at all
They call it a revolution, I call it a curse
Tabitha sucks and Kennedy's worse
it's like I got Clockwork Orange things on my eyelids
as I watch the fans of Stone Temple Pilots seize power
A layer of shit spreads across the land
it's a PSA from the Rollins Band
now the sellout of all time,
who can't sing or write a rhyme
is telling his Genius club
they have a voice?
Well the voice of his fans,
like those of Blind Melons
should be lumped together
w/ convicted felons
Just a segment of society
Not encouraged to engage in public policy
This idea's wrong,
in fact there ought to be a law.
Anyone who bought the last Hole record
should be thoroughly deprogrammed
for the safety of us all
This idea's wrong
don't choose your masters
