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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Atrocity
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
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The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
Why Are You Alive?
The Vandals
But since then it's been downhill,
From the greatest expectations,
That the world might have.
You're lounging in your underwear,
Which makes your parents sad.
I don't know why some will win noble prizes,
Others will be cooking fries and
Melting til the sun it rises,
Over the neon sign that says "We never close"
I guess you'll never know,
What's your special purpose as to why you're on this earth?
One last chance to make up for your life.
Fill out your donor card and give someone your eyes.
[Chorus:]
Why are you alive,
I see you eating and you're breathing.
Always searing meet and,
One day maybe greeting.
I dont wanna kill you, but someone here might like it,
If you wont stop being an asshole,
Give your eyes to science.
Some are born with special talents,
Others find that it's a challenge
Reading, writing, living in this world that we have.
Still others have the skills and waste them,
That is twice as bad.
I dont know why, you've no ambitions,
And you never seem to listen,
To that screaming voice or reason,
That yells "You're doing it wrong".
Ask what your special purpose is,
And why you're on this earth.
One last chance to make up for your life.
Fill out your donor card and give someone your eyes.
[Chorus:]
Why are you alive,
I see you're eating and you're breathing.
Always searing meet and,
One day maybe greeting.
I dont wanna kill you, but someone here might like it,
If you wont stop being an asshole,
Give your eyes to science.
Give your eyes to science.
Give your eyes to science.
Give your eyes to science.
Give your eyes to science.
SCIENCE!!
