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The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
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The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
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The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
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The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
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The Vandals - Desert Woman
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The Vandals - I Can't Wait
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The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
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The Vandals - Jackass
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The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
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The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
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The Vandals - Moving Up
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The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
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The Vandals - Oi To The World
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The Vandals - Soccer Mom
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The Vandals - To All The Kids
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The Vandals - And Now We Dance
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The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
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The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
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The Vandals - Come out fighting
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The Vandals - Get a room
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The Vandals - I Am Crushed
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The Vandals - It's A Fact
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The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
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The Vandals - Kick Me
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The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
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The Vandals - Mohawk Town
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The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
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The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
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The Vandals - Now We Dance
- 30
The Vandals - Pirate's Life
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The Vandals - Susanville
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The Vandals - Too Much Drama
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The Vandals - What About Me?
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The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
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The Vandals - 43210-1
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The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
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The Vandals - Aging Orange
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The Vandals - Atrocity
- 39
The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
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The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
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The Vandals - Designed By Satan
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The Vandals - Dig A Hole
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The Vandals - Disproportioned head
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The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
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The Vandals - Euro-Barge
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The Vandals - Fourteen
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The Vandals - Get In Line
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The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
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The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
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The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
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The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
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The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
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The Vandals - How They Getcha'
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The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
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The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
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The Vandals - I Have a Date
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The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
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The Vandals - Lady Killer
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The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
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The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
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The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
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The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
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The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
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The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
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The Vandals - Rico
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The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
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The Vandals - Small Wonder
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The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
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The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
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The Vandals - Steal The Flag
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The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
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The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
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The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
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The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
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The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
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The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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The Vandals - Airstream
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The Vandals - Allah!
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The Vandals - An idea for a movie
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The Vandals - Anarchy burger
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The Vandals - Anti
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The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
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The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
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The Vandals - Behind the music
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The Vandals - Cafe 405
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The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
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The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
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The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
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The Vandals - China Town
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The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
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The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
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The Vandals - Count To Ten
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The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
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The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
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The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
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The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
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The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
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The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
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The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
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The Vandals - Gator Hide
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The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
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The Vandals - Go
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The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
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The Vandals - Hey Homes!
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The Vandals - Hungry For You
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The Vandals - I Believe
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The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
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The Vandals - I'm A Fly
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The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
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The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
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The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
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The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
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The Vandals - Kokomo
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The Vandals - Little Weirdo
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The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
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The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
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The Vandals - Manimal
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The Vandals - Marry Me
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The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
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The Vandals - My Special Moment
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The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
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The Vandals - OK
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The Vandals - Phone Machine
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The Vandals - Pizza Tran
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The Vandals - Power Mustache
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The Vandals - S.W.M.
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The Vandals - San Berdu
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The Vandals - Slap Of Love
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The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
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The Vandals - Stop Smiling
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The Vandals - Take It Back
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The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
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The Vandals - That's My Girl
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The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
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The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
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The Vandals - The New You
- 138
The Vandals - The Rodge
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The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
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The Vandals - Urban Struggle
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The Vandals - Viking Suit
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The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
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The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
We'll All Get Laid
The Vandals
We're maggots in the ointment just squirming to get free.
And now the futures gotmuch more than you can handle.
Don't try to light a candle.Let's curse the misery.
And as we head for certain doom, don't give up so soon.
Till every one of us is dead and vengeful Armageddon has arrived.
[Chorus:]
Cuz we'll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
We'll all get laid.
Cuz you still got dreams that haven't been pissed on.
And you still got things you'll never get done.
And you'll keep on running like a rat on a wheel.
And keep on wondering what is the deal.
What was the point? And how come it ends this way?
Well no one knows, we've only got today.
And as the lights go dim, don't think it's all so grim.
At least we all go out together heading off to never-never land.
[Chorus:]
Cuz we'll have a drink and throw a parade.
And greet the rapture screaming "Hoary!"
And hope someone jumps on the grenade.
But no one will.
We'll all be killed and we will thrill as blood is spilled.
And even the bravest of us run away.
We'll all get laid [x2]
