- 1
The Vandals - Happy Birthday To Me
- 2
The Vandals - Desert Woman
- 3
The Vandals - I Have a Date
- 4
The Vandals - Join Us For Pong
- 5
The Vandals - My Brain Tells My Body
- 6
The Vandals - My Girlfriend's Dead
- 7
The Vandals - Soccer Mom
- 8
The Vandals - Aging Orange
- 9
The Vandals - Anarchy burger
- 10
The Vandals - Be A Good Robot
- 11
The Vandals - Get a room
- 12
The Vandals - I Am Crushed
- 13
The Vandals - I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
- 14
The Vandals - I'll Make You Love Me
- 15
The Vandals - Kill My Tenant
- 16
The Vandals - Let The Bad Times Roll
- 17
The Vandals - Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
- 18
The Vandals - Now We Dance
- 19
The Vandals - Oi To The World
- 20
The Vandals - Power Mustache
- 21
The Vandals - Sorry, Mom And Dad
- 22
The Vandals - To All The Kids
- 23
The Vandals - We'll All Get Laid
- 24
The Vandals - A Gun For Christmas
- 25
The Vandals - And Now We Dance
- 26
The Vandals - Atrocity
- 27
The Vandals - Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
- 28
The Vandals - Choosing You Masters
- 29
The Vandals - Christian Or Canadian
- 30
The Vandals - Dig A Hole
- 31
The Vandals - Disproportioned head
- 32
The Vandals - Euro-Barge
- 33
The Vandals - Get In Line
- 34
The Vandals - Goop All Over The Phone
- 35
The Vandals - Grandpa's Last Christmas
- 36
The Vandals - Here I Am Lord
- 37
The Vandals - How They Getcha'
- 38
The Vandals - I Can't Wait
- 39
The Vandals - I Guess I'll Take You Back
- 40
The Vandals - I'm A Fly
- 41
The Vandals - I'm The Boss Of Me
- 42
The Vandals - Jackass
- 43
The Vandals - Judy Is A Punk
- 44
The Vandals - Kick Me
- 45
The Vandals - Lady Killer
- 46
The Vandals - Long Hair Queer
- 47
The Vandals - Lord of the Dance
- 48
The Vandals - Mohawk Town
- 49
The Vandals - Money's Not An Issue
- 50
The Vandals - Moving Up
- 51
The Vandals - My Brother is Gay
- 52
The Vandals - My First Christmas As A Woman
- 53
The Vandals - n.i.m.b.y
- 54
The Vandals - Pirate's Life
- 55
The Vandals - Pizza Tran
- 56
The Vandals - Sheena Is A Punk Rocker
- 57
The Vandals - Slap Of Love
- 58
The Vandals - Small Wonder
- 59
The Vandals - Soup Of The Day
- 60
The Vandals - Steal The Flag
- 61
The Vandals - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
- 62
The Vandals - Tastes Like Chicken
- 63
The Vandals - Too Much Drama
- 64
The Vandals - Viking Suit
- 65
The Vandals - What About Me?
- 66
The Vandals - You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
- 67
The Vandals - (But Then) She spoke
- 68
The Vandals - 43210-1
- 69
The Vandals - Airstream
- 70
The Vandals - Allah!
- 71
The Vandals - An idea for a movie
- 72
The Vandals - Anti
- 73
The Vandals - Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
- 74
The Vandals - Appreciate My Honesty
- 75
The Vandals - Bad Birthday Bash
- 76
The Vandals - Behind the music
- 77
The Vandals - C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
- 78
The Vandals - Cafe 405
- 79
The Vandals - Canine Euthenasia
- 80
The Vandals - Change my pants (I don't wanna)
- 81
The Vandals - Change The World With My Hockey Stick
- 82
The Vandals - China Town
- 83
The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis
- 84
The Vandals - Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
- 85
The Vandals - Come out fighting
- 86
The Vandals - Count To Ten
- 87
The Vandals - Crippled & Blind
- 88
The Vandals - Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
- 89
The Vandals - Designed By Satan
- 90
The Vandals - Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
- 91
The Vandals - Don't Stop Me now
- 92
The Vandals - Elvis Decanter
- 93
The Vandals - Failure Is The Best Revenge
- 94
The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty
- 95
The Vandals - Fourteen
- 96
The Vandals - Fucked Up Girl
- 97
The Vandals - Gator Hide
- 98
The Vandals - Girls turn 18 every day
- 99
The Vandals - Go
- 100
The Vandals - H.B. Hotel
- 101
The Vandals - Hang Myself From The Tree
- 102
The Vandals - Hey Homes!
- 103
The Vandals - How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
- 104
The Vandals - Hungry For You
- 105
The Vandals - I Believe
- 106
The Vandals - I Know, Huh?
- 107
The Vandals - I'm Becoming You
- 108
The Vandals - I've Got An Ape Drape
- 109
The Vandals - If The Government Could Read My Mind
- 110
The Vandals - It's A Fact
- 111
The Vandals - Johnny Twobags
- 112
The Vandals - Kokomo
- 113
The Vandals - Little Weirdo
- 114
The Vandals - Live Fast, Diarrhea
- 115
The Vandals - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool
- 116
The Vandals - Manimal
- 117
The Vandals - Marry Me
- 118
The Vandals - Master Race In Outer Space
- 119
The Vandals - My Neck, My Back
- 120
The Vandals - My Special Moment
- 121
The Vandals - OK
- 122
The Vandals - People That Are Going To Hell
- 123
The Vandals - Phone Machine
- 124
The Vandals - Rico
- 125
The Vandals - S.W.M.
- 126
The Vandals - San Berdu
- 127
The Vandals - So Long, Farewell
- 128
The Vandals - Stop Smiling
- 129
The Vandals - Summer Lovin'
- 130
The Vandals - Susanville
- 131
The Vandals - Take It Back
- 132
The Vandals - Thanx For Nothing
- 133
The Vandals - That's My Girl
- 134
The Vandals - The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
- 135
The Vandals - The Legend Of Pat Brown
- 136
The Vandals - The New You
- 137
The Vandals - The Rodge
- 138
The Vandals - The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
- 139
The Vandals - Urban Struggle
- 140
The Vandals - Wanna Be Manor
- 141
The Vandals - When I Say You, I Mean Me
- 142
The Vandals - Where's Your Dignity
- 143
The Vandals - Why Are You Alive?
Count To Ten
The Vandals
Screaming about their pain in other lives
It seems so convincing that I am convinced they are
Full of shit just saying it, saying it
Cause they think their supposed to
Just deal with it cause everyone, everyone
Had a crappy childhood
It's not special
[Chorus]
Just count to ten
Or take a yoga class
Or be a Christian
it's not working
what your doing
there once was this guy
who went to jail for something he didn't do
he got raped thirty times and died before the night was through
just be glad for everything, everything
at least your legs work
Just deal with it cause everyone, everyone
Had a crappy childhood
At the very least
[Chorus]
Just count to ten
Or take a yoga class
Or be a Christian
it's not working
what your doing
[Chorus]
Just count to ten
Or take a yoga class
Or be a Christian
It's not working
What you're doing
It's not working
What your doing
