1. 1

    Tism - Give Up For Australia

  2. 2

    Tism - Take Your Love

  3. 3

    Tism - (he'll Never Be An) 'ol Man River

  4. 4

    Tism - (there's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite

  5. 5

    Tism - 40 Years - Then Death

  6. 6

    Tism - Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'don't Walk'

  7. 7

    Tism - Backstage With Ron Hitler

  8. 8

    Tism - Boot Party

  9. 9

    Tism - Come Back Dj, Your Record Is Scratched

  10. 10

    Tism - Dicktatorship

  11. 11

    Tism - Drop The 'tude

  12. 12

    Tism - Fourteen Years In Rowville

  13. 13

    Tism - Garbage

  14. 14

    Tism - Go The Knuckle

  15. 15

    Tism - I Drive A Truck

  16. 16

    Tism - I Go Off

  17. 17

    Tism - I Shit Me

  18. 18

    Tism - In Defense Of Poetry

  19. 19

    Tism - Johnny To B. Or Not To B. Goode

  20. 20

    Tism - Kevin Borich Expressionism

  21. 21

    Tism - Life Kills

  22. 22

    Tism - Lose Your Delusion Ii

  23. 23

    Tism - Loser, Losing, Lost

  24. 24

    Tism - Lyric For Jack

  25. 25

    Tism - Martin Scorcese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow

  26. 26

    Tism - Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General

  27. 27

    Tism - Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Repre

  28. 28

    Tism - Professor Derrida Deconstructs

  29. 29

    Tism - Put Your Dog To Sleep

  30. 30

    Tism - Russia

  31. 31

    Tism - Sickie

  32. 32

    Tism - Strictly Loungeroom

  33. 33

    Tism - Subliminal Satanic Message

  34. 34

    Tism - Ten Points For A Razor Scooter

  35. 35

    Tism - The Back Upon Whic Jezza Jumped

  36. 36

    Tism - The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie

  37. 37

    Tism - The Fosters Carpark Boogie

  38. 38

    Tism - The Judeo-christian Ethic

  39. 39

    Tism - The Men's Room

  40. 40

    Tism - The Mordialloc Road Duplicator

  41. 41

    Tism - The Only Thing Stopping Me From Being Happier Is T

  42. 42

    Tism - We Are The Champignons

  43. 43

    Tism - X-treme Sports Can Kiss My Arse

  44. 44

    Tism - (i Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out

  45. 45

    Tism - (i'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Fur

  46. 46

    Tism - A Faceful Of Divertimenti

  47. 47

    Tism - Abscess Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

  48. 48

    Tism - All Homeboys Are Dickheads

  49. 49

    Tism - All Ordinaries Index

  50. 50

    Tism - And The Ass Said To The Angel: 'wanna Play Kick To

  51. 51

    Tism - Apology Of The Thai Drug Runner

  52. 52

    Tism - Aussiemandias

  53. 53

    Tism - Australia - The World's Suburb

  54. 54

    Tism - Babies Bite Back

  55. 55

    Tism - Bash This Up Your Ginger

  56. 56

    Tism - Been Caught Wankin'

  57. 57

    Tism - Bfw

  58. 58

    Tism - Bishop = Handjob

  59. 59

    Tism - Channel Turd

  60. 60

    Tism - Choose Bad Smack

  61. 61

    Tism - Consumption Tax

  62. 62

    Tism - Dazed And Confucious

  63. 63

    Tism - Death Death Death Amway Amway Amway

  64. 64

    Tism - Defecate On My Face

  65. 65

    Tism - Denial Works For Me

  66. 66

    Tism - Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen

  67. 67

    Tism - Dumb 'n' Base

  68. 68

    Tism - Eckermann Is Very Silly

  69. 69

    Tism - Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

  70. 70

    Tism - Existentialtism

  71. 71

    Tism - Ezra Pound - Axe King

  72. 72

    Tism - Ezra Pound - Axe King 2

  73. 73

    Tism - Father And Son

  74. 74

    Tism - Five Yards

  75. 75

    Tism - Fuck 'em, Fuck 'em - The Lot Of 'em

  76. 76

    Tism - Gas! Gas! An Ecstacy Of Fumbling

  77. 77

    Tism - Get Thee In My Behind, Satan

  78. 78

    Tism - Get Thee To A Nunnery

  79. 79

    Tism - Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown

  80. 80

    Tism - Gotta Root Out Of It

  81. 81

    Tism - Great Expectorations

  82. 82

    Tism - Greg! The Stop Sign!

  83. 83

    Tism - Hello To All Our New Tism Fans

  84. 84

    Tism - Honk If You Love Fred Durst

  85. 85

    Tism - I Don't Want Tism, I Want A Girlfriend

  86. 86

    Tism - I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

  87. 87

    Tism - I'll 'ave Ya

  88. 88

    Tism - I'm Interested In Apathy

  89. 89

    Tism - I'm Into Led Zep

  90. 90

    Tism - If You Ever Hear His Name, Harden Not Your Arterie

  91. 91

    Tism - If You Want The Toilet, You're In It

  92. 92

    Tism - If You're Creative, Get Stuffed

  93. 93

    Tism - If You're Not Famous At Fourteen, You're Finished

  94. 94

    Tism - If You're Ugly, Forget It

  95. 95

    Tism - Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge

  96. 96

    Tism - Jesus Pots The White Ball

  97. 97

    Tism - Julius Seizure (act Iii, Scene Ii, Verse 73-118)

  98. 98

    Tism - Jung Talent Time

  99. 99

    Tism - Kate, Fischer Of Men

  100. 100

    Tism - Kevin Borich Expressionism Parts 1,2 And 4

  101. 101

    Tism - Kill Americans

  102. 102

    Tism - Kill Yourself Now And Avoid The Rush

  103. 103

    Tism - Leo's Toltoy

  104. 104

    Tism - Let's Club It To Death

  105. 105

    Tism - Let's Form A Company

  106. 106

    Tism - Life Kills 2

  107. 107

    Tism - Lillee Caught Dilly Bowled Milli Vanilli

  108. 108

    Tism - Long Hard Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Dr

  109. 109

    Tism - Michael Hutchence In Hell

  110. 110

    Tism - Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt

  111. 111

    Tism - Mistah Eliot - He Wanker

  112. 112

    Tism - Morrison Hostel

  113. 113

    Tism - Mourningtown Ride

  114. 114

    Tism - My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea

  115. 115

    Tism - My Generation

  116. 116

    Tism - Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours

  117. 117

    Tism - Nick Cave And Jim Morrison Play Kick To Kick

  118. 118

    Tism - Opposite Day

  119. 119

    Tism - Play Mistral For Me

  120. 120

    Tism - Pus

  121. 121

    Tism - Pus Of The Dead

  122. 122

    Tism - Rebel Without A Paunch

  123. 123

    Tism - Recorded By Triple J, Jan 23 1993, Melbourne Showg

  124. 124

    Tism - Ron Hitler Barassi Talks About How He Does It

  125. 125

    Tism - Root

  126. 126

    Tism - Saturday Night Palsy

  127. 127

    Tism - Schoolies Week

  128. 128

    Tism - State Schools Are Great Schools

  129. 129

    Tism - Tale Of Two Faeces

  130. 130

    Tism - Teenage Fucking Jesus

  131. 131

    Tism - The Art-income Dialectic

  132. 132

    Tism - The Australian Guitar Hero Makes His Last Stand

  133. 133

    Tism - The Ballad Of Paul Keating

  134. 134

    Tism - The Ballad Of The Semetic Nazi

  135. 135

    Tism - The Law Of Repulsion After Orgasm

  136. 136

    Tism - The Love You Take Equals The Love You Make So Baby

  137. 137

    Tism - The Mystery Of The Artist Explained

  138. 138

    Tism - The Parable Of Glenn Mcgrath's Haircut

  139. 139

    Tism - The Tism Boat Hire Offer

  140. 140

    Tism - The Tism Nightsoil Cart And Horse Blues

  141. 141

    Tism - There's More Men In Children Than Wisdom Knows

  142. 142

    Tism - Thou Shalt Not Britney Spear

  143. 143

    Tism - Thunderbirds Are Coming Out

  144. 144

    Tism - Tism Club Song

  145. 145

    Tism - Untz Untz Untz Untz

  146. 146

    Tism - Volare

  147. 147

    Tism - Watering Systems

  148. 148

    Tism - Weddings, Parties, Anything

  149. 149

    Tism - Wham Bam Thank You Imam

  150. 150

    Tism - Whatareya

  151. 151

    Tism - While My Catarrh Gently Weeps

  152. 152

    Tism - Whinge Rock

  153. 153

    Tism - Would The Last Person To Leave Please Turn Out The

  154. 154

    Tism - Yob

Morrison Hostel

Tism

Jimbo, boy, you're a croc of shit,
You're a boozed, selfish thug;
Why don't you give your mouth a go
And in the other hole put a plug?

By Christ you've got a long long way
On a schoolboy's talent with words -
One crappy bit of symbolism
And you're adored by a army of turds.

You're a selfish, rude, arrogant prick;
You're basically pretty stupid;
Your mysticism's a lump of shit,
And so are all the girls you rooted.

So don't talk about being sad and lonely
Or fucking misunderstood
Because underneath that self-pitying phoney
Is a brutal, selfish hood.

I support the police that took you off stage,
I support the fact you bled;
I support the cops who carried you off,
I support the fact you're dead.

I think that you're a troubled guy
And I think that's nothing new;
I think your fans are a bunch of turds
Almost as immature as you.

And when I'm in my supermarket
And some prick pushes in front of my trolley
I'll be reminded of your stinking bravado
And I'll ask the cunt to say sorry.

You fans would excuse any rudeness
Just because it comes from you -
You'd tell them to go drop dead
And they'd say, "Oh, how true, how true, how TRUE."

You need a nine to five job, Jimbo;
You need to get to Flinders St. by train -
Go and find yourself a regular income,
Then you can write a song about pain.

Try and save for the kids' school fees;
Take some care when you drive a car;
Put your rubbish in a bin
You fucking great rock super star.

You've spawned a host of cock-sure shits
Who are nearly always filthy rich,
And think because they're a bit like Jimbo
They can act like stinking pricks:

An army of brainless, arty youth
That look down upon us common plods -
But they barrack for good ol' Jimbo
Like the fucking Richmond cheer squad.

So when you're listening to Morrison Hotel
And Jimbo's in top form
Whining about this harsh cruel world
And the fact he was ever born

Remember that his fans are rapt
And mourning their suffering lives,
And go down and discuss it at Subterrain -
And least, if Daddy'll drive.

Jimbo, king of the private school kids:
The girls from P.L.C.
Who identify with his tortured soul
Because they've got dropped by friend number three,

Who was Kent from Xavier College -
In H.S.C. he got a "A" for English,
And between Jimbo and William Blake
He hasn't the brains to distinguish.

Jimbo, father of a generation
Of private school depression idols;
From Nick Cave on, they don't kill themselves -
Just tell us why they're suicidal.

He's made self-pity legitimate;
It means we'll have to face
One after another artist with integrity,
Like REO Speedwagon - sorry, I meant Hugo Race.

Well, up your arse Jimbo old man,
Up your fucking hole:
You're a prick pure and simple -
It's about time you were told;

And up your arse to all your fans;
Up your arse to your tortured, artistic hell;
And while we're fucking at it,
Up your arse to Morrissey as well;

Up your arse to Robert Smith;
Up your arse to Albert Camus;
All those "I'm suffering for my arty" types,
Jimbo, I blame them all on you.

Anyone who handles life's pain
With a token of mature self examination -
It's time they told these pounces to stick it
Up their bogus self infatuation:

And if you think I'll stop at this,
The answer is, no way, never -
If you think Jim Morrison was a wanker,
Well, Christ - I can rave on like this forever.

Playlists relacionadas Ver mais playlists

Momentos

O melhor de 3 artistas combinados