Better check up on your girl 'cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt 
 Better button up your shirts, 'cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth 
 Better cross your fucking legs, 'cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt! 
 I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert! 
 I can't help it! That's just how I work 
    Oh yes, I'm that cat that your mama warned you about 
 See I don't care if you're a ditz of if you're clever (No) 
 I've got a penchant for mentally undressing 
 Sexy specimens of the feminine gender (yeah) 
 Since that's the case, I'm dickin down entire cities of chicks 
 In broad daylight and in the middle of the street 
 But see, it's all in my head, and though we'll probably never meet 
 I've seen you nude and on your knees 
 I'm walking 'round with mirrors on the tops of my shoes 
 So, don't get lazy, ma - I can tell if it's bushy 
 Now, Peeping Tom's a pussy, no need to hide or be pushy 
 It's way more fun when I know that you see me looking 
 I've got a confession to make, and the truth is 
 If I'm spending the night over yours to sleep (You better lock your door) 
 Cause in the morning, the minute that I'm alone 
 I'll be sniffing your girl's panties when you leave   
 Better check up on your girl cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt 
 Better button up your shirts, cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth 
 Better cross your fucking legs, cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt! 
 I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert! 
 I can't help it! That's just how I work   
 Don't gimme that look, like you don't want it as much as I do 
 You prolly feeling my desire times two 
 Make a move, girl, you know it's time to 
 Don't be timid, girl, shy's for high school 
 I wanna get you from behind and grind you 
 Really, if you're girlfriend is bi, cool 
 We can all intertwine, true   
 Let's cut to the chase, ma - There's a reason that rubbers exist 
 And I'm another son of a bitch that's hunting for kicks 
 The fun of it is, wouldn't you rather have somebody sucking your clit 
 Then to be stuck in this shit-hole of a disco? 
 Let's go bake a naked pretzel, Pet Tone's snake and make it spit all over your lips 
 The width of my dick is so thick, it won't fit in the midst of a ship's haul 
 Did you call me chauvinist? All because I just wanna be blown and kissed 
 Lick your slit and just make you moan in bliss, Stick my dick in your kizzle-hole and jizz 
 You know what your motive is, otherwise, you would've stayed home and shit 
 Roll with it, my hope is this, we fuck and your homegirl's next 
 Only smoking chicks apply to ride T 
 And no little bitches get by me, cause I check ID 
 Kindly, step away from the cock if you ain't got the jist to freak 
 Gimme your heiney - it'll fit - you'll see! 
 I'm a pervert and your Ms. Discrete 
 Leaving a bitch with more glistening shit on her neck than Mr. T 
 Skillfully spread the legs she's wet between, I'm thrilled to eat! Pussy's a delicacy 
 I'm getting obscene, but I can't think of another way to be letting off steam 
 Unless you let me get a pet in your jeans 
 I'm stretching the seams with my hands in abandon feeling titties in tandom 
 But I can't stand to take it anymore 
 I got plans to act, a true pervert will fuck you till you're handicapped 
 And so, gimme your number, nah, fuck it, gimme a hummer 
 Shimmy your bum around her mug and then cum to gimme the thunder 
 Stick it up under your G-Spot, and rock on 
 Then watch the replay at 'Shhhhh! Iwonttellnobody dot com   
 Better check up on your girl cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm a pervert! Down to do some dirt 
 Better button up your shirts, cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm a pervert! Biggest freak on earth 
 Better cross your fucking legs, cause I'm a pervert! 
 I'm pervert! Eyeing up your skirt! 
 I said my mind is in the gutter, I'm a pervert! 
 I can't help it! That's just how I work