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The Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant
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The Toy Dolls - Living La Vida Loca
- 3
The Toy Dolls - Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
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The Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby
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The Toy Dolls - Bare Faced Cheek
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The Toy Dolls - I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
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The Toy Dolls - Deidrie's a Slag
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The Toy Dolls - Dougy giro
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The Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip
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The Toy Dolls - Silly Billy
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The Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
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The Toy Dolls - I've Got Asthma
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The Toy Dolls - One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
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The Toy Dolls - Poor Davey
- 15
The Toy Dolls - She Goes To Finos
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The Toy Dolls - The Lambrusco Kid
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The Toy Dolls - We're Mad
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The Toy Dolls - Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
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The Toy Dolls - A Bunch O'fairies
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The Toy Dolls - Alecs Gone
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The Toy Dolls - Alfie From The Bronx
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The Toy Dolls - Anniversary Waltz
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The Toy Dolls - Any Dream Will Do
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The Toy Dolls - B.E.E.R
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The Toy Dolls - Bitten By a Bed Bug!
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The Toy Dolls - Blaze Of The Borough
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The Toy Dolls - Bowling Barmy
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The Toy Dolls - Chenky Is A Puff
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The Toy Dolls - Davey's Took The Plunge
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The Toy Dolls - Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma
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The Toy Dolls - Dirty Doreen
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The Toy Dolls - Down At The Old 29
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The Toy Dolls - Everything You Are
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The Toy Dolls - Firey Jack
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The Toy Dolls - Hanky Panky
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The Toy Dolls - Howza Bouta Kiss Babe!
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The Toy Dolls - I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
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The Toy Dolls - I'm A Telly Addict!
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The Toy Dolls - I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
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The Toy Dolls - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
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The Toy Dolls - Martys Mam
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The Toy Dolls - Molly Was Immoral
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The Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath!
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The Toy Dolls - No Particular Place To Go
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The Toy Dolls - Olga I Cannot
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The Toy Dolls - Out Of The Red
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The Toy Dolls - Pot Luck Percy
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The Toy Dolls - Rupert The Bear
- 49
The Toy Dolls - Sciatica sucks
- 50
The Toy Dolls - Spiders In The Dressing Room
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The Toy Dolls - Stay Mellow
- 52
The Toy Dolls - Worse Things Happen At Sea
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The Toy Dolls - A.Diamond
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The Toy Dolls - Ashbrooke Launderette
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The Toy Dolls - Audrey's Alone At Least
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The Toy Dolls - Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
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The Toy Dolls - Back In '79
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The Toy Dolls - Bless You My Son
- 59
The Toy Dolls - Blue Suede Shoes
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The Toy Dolls - Bored Housewife
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The Toy Dolls - Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
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The Toy Dolls - Caught Up The Reeperbahn
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The Toy Dolls - Charlie's Watching
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The Toy Dolls - Cheatin' Chick Form China
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The Toy Dolls - Cheerio & Toodle Pip
- 66
The Toy Dolls - Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
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The Toy Dolls - Come Back Jackie
- 68
The Toy Dolls - Credit Crunch Christmas
- 69
The Toy Dolls - Davey's Days
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The Toy Dolls - David's Xr2
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The Toy Dolls - Dez The Demon Decorator
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The Toy Dolls - Dizzy
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The Toy Dolls - Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
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The Toy Dolls - Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
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The Toy Dolls - Don't Change
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The Toy Dolls - Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
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The Toy Dolls - Dorkamania
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The Toy Dolls - Ernie Had a Hernia
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The Toy Dolls - Everybody Jitterbug
- 80
The Toy Dolls - Fallin' Down
- 81
The Toy Dolls - Fat Bob's Feet
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The Toy Dolls - Frankie's Got The Blues
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The Toy Dolls - Fred Olivier
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The Toy Dolls - Full Forever
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The Toy Dolls - Geordie's Gone To Jail
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The Toy Dolls - Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
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The Toy Dolls - Griefsville
- 88
The Toy Dolls - H.o.
- 89
The Toy Dolls - Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna)
- 90
The Toy Dolls - Harry's Hands
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The Toy Dolls - Her With A Hoover
- 92
The Toy Dolls - Hero
- 93
The Toy Dolls - How do You Deal With Neal?
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The Toy Dolls - I Can See You
- 95
The Toy Dolls - I Caught it from Camilla
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The Toy Dolls - I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
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The Toy Dolls - I Tried To Trust Tracey
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The Toy Dolls - I'm A Lonely Bastard
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The Toy Dolls - I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
- 100
The Toy Dolls - If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
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The Toy Dolls - In Tommy's Head
- 102
The Toy Dolls - Ivy's Lurid Lips
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The Toy Dolls - James Bond Lives Down Our Street
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The Toy Dolls - Jeans Been
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The Toy Dolls - Keith's A Thief
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The Toy Dolls - Kevins Cotton Wool Kids
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The Toy Dolls - Kids In Tyne & Wear
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The Toy Dolls - Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
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The Toy Dolls - Livin' On Newton Hall
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The Toy Dolls - Me 'n' John Williams
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The Toy Dolls - Melancholy Margaret
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The Toy Dolls - Modern Schools Of Motoring
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The Toy Dolls - My Baby Is A Battleaxe
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The Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
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The Toy Dolls - Never Take The Place of Your Man
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The Toy Dolls - Neville Is A Nerd
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The Toy Dolls - No One Knew The Real Emu
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The Toy Dolls - Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
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The Toy Dolls - One More Megabyte
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The Toy Dolls - Park Lane Punch Up
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The Toy Dolls - Pc Stoker
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The Toy Dolls - Please Release Me
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The Toy Dolls - Poltergeist In The Pantry
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The Toy Dolls - Pot Belly Bill
- 125
The Toy Dolls - Poverty Pleadin' Peter
- 126
The Toy Dolls - Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be
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The Toy Dolls - Quick To Quit The Quentin
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The Toy Dolls - Rita's Innocent
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The Toy Dolls - Rodney's Memory
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The Toy Dolls - Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
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The Toy Dolls - She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
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The Toy Dolls - She's a Leech
- 133
The Toy Dolls - She's a Worky Ticket
- 134
The Toy Dolls - Sod The Neighbours
- 135
The Toy Dolls - Speed Racer
- 136
The Toy Dolls - Taken For a Mug
- 137
The Toy Dolls - Teenager In Love
- 138
The Toy Dolls - Terry Talking
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The Toy Dolls - The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink
- 140
The Toy Dolls - The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
- 141
The Toy Dolls - The Death of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
- 142
The Toy Dolls - The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
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The Toy Dolls - The Memory Of Nobby
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The Toy Dolls - The Psychosurgery
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The Toy Dolls - The Sphinx Stinks
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The Toy Dolls - There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
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The Toy Dolls - Tommy Koweys Car
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The Toy Dolls - Tony Talks Tripe
- 149
The Toy Dolls - Turtle Crazy
- 150
The Toy Dolls - Up the garden path
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The Toy Dolls - We Quit The Cavalry
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The Toy Dolls - We're 21 Today
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The Toy Dolls - What She Had With Huey
- 154
The Toy Dolls - When You're Jimmy Saville
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The Toy Dolls - Yellow Burt
- 156
The Toy Dolls - You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs
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The Toy Dolls - You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry
Modern Schools Of Motoring
The Toy Dolls
Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl,
she was always happ
ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith,
Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl,
she thinks Keith is good,
but I knew he woul leave herrrrr...
CHORUS:
She is getting fat her belly's got a lump in it,
Keith must have done that, you never see him now,
poor Carol does beg Keith back coz she's preg
nant Carol Dodds is preeeeeegnant...
Carol Dodds ahooo's getting sick,
she does want Keith much,
even just to touch him would make her feel good,
Carol Dodds ahooo needs love quick,
she just wants to be,
next to Keith you see to satisfy herrrrr...
CHORUS
Carol Dodds ahooo misses Keith,
she's finding it tough,
though Keith is a scruff she loves him madly,
Carol Dodds ahooo's lost belief,
she told him she's pregnant,
but Keith just went frant, ic he upt and left herrrrr...
CHORUS
