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The Toy Dolls - Silly Billy
- 2
The Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant
- 3
The Toy Dolls - Bare Faced Cheek
- 4
The Toy Dolls - Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
- 5
The Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby
- 6
The Toy Dolls - Living La Vida Loca
- 7
The Toy Dolls - Firey Jack
- 8
The Toy Dolls - Poor Davey
- 9
The Toy Dolls - Dougy giro
- 10
The Toy Dolls - I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
- 11
The Toy Dolls - James Bond Lives Down Our Street
- 12
The Toy Dolls - Rupert The Bear
- 13
The Toy Dolls - She Goes To Finos
- 14
The Toy Dolls - Spiders In The Dressing Room
- 15
The Toy Dolls - Up the garden path
- 16
The Toy Dolls - A Bunch O'fairies
- 17
The Toy Dolls - Alecs Gone
- 18
The Toy Dolls - Alfie From The Bronx
- 19
The Toy Dolls - Ashbrooke Launderette
- 20
The Toy Dolls - Bitten By a Bed Bug!
- 21
The Toy Dolls - Blaze Of The Borough
- 22
The Toy Dolls - Bless You My Son
- 23
The Toy Dolls - Blue Suede Shoes
- 24
The Toy Dolls - Bowling Barmy
- 25
The Toy Dolls - Chenky Is A Puff
- 26
The Toy Dolls - Davey's Took The Plunge
- 27
The Toy Dolls - Ernie Had a Hernia
- 28
The Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
- 29
The Toy Dolls - Howza Bouta Kiss Babe!
- 30
The Toy Dolls - I've Got Asthma
- 31
The Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip
- 32
The Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
- 33
The Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath!
- 34
The Toy Dolls - Neville Is A Nerd
- 35
The Toy Dolls - Olga I Cannot
- 36
The Toy Dolls - One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
- 37
The Toy Dolls - Please Release Me
- 38
The Toy Dolls - She's a Worky Ticket
- 39
The Toy Dolls - Stay Mellow
- 40
The Toy Dolls - The Death of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
- 41
The Toy Dolls - The Lambrusco Kid
- 42
The Toy Dolls - The Memory Of Nobby
- 43
The Toy Dolls - When You're Jimmy Saville
- 44
The Toy Dolls - Worse Things Happen At Sea
- 45
The Toy Dolls - You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry
- 46
The Toy Dolls - Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
- 47
The Toy Dolls - A.Diamond
- 48
The Toy Dolls - Anniversary Waltz
- 49
The Toy Dolls - Any Dream Will Do
- 50
The Toy Dolls - Audrey's Alone At Least
- 51
The Toy Dolls - B.E.E.R
- 52
The Toy Dolls - Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
- 53
The Toy Dolls - Back In '79
- 54
The Toy Dolls - Bored Housewife
- 55
The Toy Dolls - Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
- 56
The Toy Dolls - Caught Up The Reeperbahn
- 57
The Toy Dolls - Charlie's Watching
- 58
The Toy Dolls - Cheatin' Chick Form China
- 59
The Toy Dolls - Cheerio & Toodle Pip
- 60
The Toy Dolls - Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
- 61
The Toy Dolls - Come Back Jackie
- 62
The Toy Dolls - Credit Crunch Christmas
- 63
The Toy Dolls - Davey's Days
- 64
The Toy Dolls - David's Xr2
- 65
The Toy Dolls - Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma
- 66
The Toy Dolls - Deidrie's a Slag
- 67
The Toy Dolls - Dez The Demon Decorator
- 68
The Toy Dolls - Dirty Doreen
- 69
The Toy Dolls - Dizzy
- 70
The Toy Dolls - Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
- 71
The Toy Dolls - Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
- 72
The Toy Dolls - Don't Change
- 73
The Toy Dolls - Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
- 74
The Toy Dolls - Dorkamania
- 75
The Toy Dolls - Down At The Old 29
- 76
The Toy Dolls - Everybody Jitterbug
- 77
The Toy Dolls - Everything You Are
- 78
The Toy Dolls - Fallin' Down
- 79
The Toy Dolls - Fat Bob's Feet
- 80
The Toy Dolls - Frankie's Got The Blues
- 81
The Toy Dolls - Fred Olivier
- 82
The Toy Dolls - Full Forever
- 83
The Toy Dolls - Geordie's Gone To Jail
- 84
The Toy Dolls - Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
- 85
The Toy Dolls - Griefsville
- 86
The Toy Dolls - H.o.
- 87
The Toy Dolls - Hanky Panky
- 88
The Toy Dolls - Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna)
- 89
The Toy Dolls - Harry's Hands
- 90
The Toy Dolls - Her With A Hoover
- 91
The Toy Dolls - Hero
- 92
The Toy Dolls - How do You Deal With Neal?
- 93
The Toy Dolls - I Can See You
- 94
The Toy Dolls - I Caught it from Camilla
- 95
The Toy Dolls - I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
- 96
The Toy Dolls - I Tried To Trust Tracey
- 97
The Toy Dolls - I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
- 98
The Toy Dolls - I'm A Lonely Bastard
- 99
The Toy Dolls - I'm A Telly Addict!
- 100
The Toy Dolls - I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
- 101
The Toy Dolls - I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
- 102
The Toy Dolls - If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
- 103
The Toy Dolls - In Tommy's Head
- 104
The Toy Dolls - Ivy's Lurid Lips
- 105
The Toy Dolls - Jeans Been
- 106
The Toy Dolls - Keith's A Thief
- 107
The Toy Dolls - Kevins Cotton Wool Kids
- 108
The Toy Dolls - Kids In Tyne & Wear
- 109
The Toy Dolls - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
- 110
The Toy Dolls - Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
- 111
The Toy Dolls - Livin' On Newton Hall
- 112
The Toy Dolls - Martys Mam
- 113
The Toy Dolls - Me 'n' John Williams
- 114
The Toy Dolls - Melancholy Margaret
- 115
The Toy Dolls - Modern Schools Of Motoring
- 116
The Toy Dolls - Molly Was Immoral
- 117
The Toy Dolls - My Baby Is A Battleaxe
- 118
The Toy Dolls - Never Take The Place of Your Man
- 119
The Toy Dolls - No One Knew The Real Emu
- 120
The Toy Dolls - No Particular Place To Go
- 121
The Toy Dolls - Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
- 122
The Toy Dolls - One More Megabyte
- 123
The Toy Dolls - Out Of The Red
- 124
The Toy Dolls - Park Lane Punch Up
- 125
The Toy Dolls - Pc Stoker
- 126
The Toy Dolls - Poltergeist In The Pantry
- 127
The Toy Dolls - Pot Belly Bill
- 128
The Toy Dolls - Pot Luck Percy
- 129
The Toy Dolls - Poverty Pleadin' Peter
- 130
The Toy Dolls - Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be
- 131
The Toy Dolls - Quick To Quit The Quentin
- 132
The Toy Dolls - Rita's Innocent
- 133
The Toy Dolls - Rodney's Memory
- 134
The Toy Dolls - Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
- 135
The Toy Dolls - Sciatica sucks
- 136
The Toy Dolls - She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
- 137
The Toy Dolls - She's a Leech
- 138
The Toy Dolls - Sod The Neighbours
- 139
The Toy Dolls - Speed Racer
- 140
The Toy Dolls - Taken For a Mug
- 141
The Toy Dolls - Teenager In Love
- 142
The Toy Dolls - Terry Talking
- 143
The Toy Dolls - The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink
- 144
The Toy Dolls - The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
- 145
The Toy Dolls - The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
- 146
The Toy Dolls - The Psychosurgery
- 147
The Toy Dolls - The Sphinx Stinks
- 148
The Toy Dolls - There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
- 149
The Toy Dolls - Tommy Koweys Car
- 150
The Toy Dolls - Tony Talks Tripe
- 151
The Toy Dolls - Turtle Crazy
- 152
The Toy Dolls - We Quit The Cavalry
- 153
The Toy Dolls - We're 21 Today
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The Toy Dolls - We're Mad
- 155
The Toy Dolls - What She Had With Huey
- 156
The Toy Dolls - Yellow Burt
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The Toy Dolls - You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs
Please Release Me
The Toy Dolls
My lonely life would now be complete
If only i knew, have i no brain?
You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane.
Chorus:
Dearest darling, i leave this note for you
A love letter with sincerity
Dearest darling, i leave this note for you
Get out o'my life, get out o'my life
Coz i...loathe you
You smiled at me, she smiled at him
My heart melted, his heart melted
This was the real thing, this was the real thing
I'm besotted, he's besotted
What a nincompoop, you're the devil in a frock
I'm a naive nugget, and you made me a laughing stock
Chorus
Gitar time/chorus.
