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The Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant
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The Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby
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The Toy Dolls - I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
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The Toy Dolls - Olga I Cannot
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The Toy Dolls - Pot Belly Bill
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The Toy Dolls - Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
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The Toy Dolls - The Lambrusco Kid
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The Toy Dolls - Davey's Took The Plunge
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The Toy Dolls - Bare Faced Cheek
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The Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath!
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The Toy Dolls - One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
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The Toy Dolls - She Goes To Finos
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The Toy Dolls - A.Diamond
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The Toy Dolls - Ashbrooke Launderette
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The Toy Dolls - Cheerio & Toodle Pip
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The Toy Dolls - Deidrie's a Slag
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The Toy Dolls - Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
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The Toy Dolls - Ernie Had a Hernia
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The Toy Dolls - Frankie's Got The Blues
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The Toy Dolls - Hanky Panky
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The Toy Dolls - Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna)
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The Toy Dolls - I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
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The Toy Dolls - I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
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The Toy Dolls - Ivy's Lurid Lips
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The Toy Dolls - Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
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The Toy Dolls - Please Release Me
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The Toy Dolls - Stay Mellow
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The Toy Dolls - The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink
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The Toy Dolls - The Psychosurgery
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The Toy Dolls - Tommy Koweys Car
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The Toy Dolls - When You're Jimmy Saville
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The Toy Dolls - A Bunch O'fairies
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The Toy Dolls - Alecs Gone
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The Toy Dolls - Alfie From The Bronx
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The Toy Dolls - Audrey's Alone At Least
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The Toy Dolls - Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
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The Toy Dolls - Bitten By a Bed Bug!
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The Toy Dolls - Blaze Of The Borough
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The Toy Dolls - Bless You My Son
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The Toy Dolls - Bowling Barmy
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The Toy Dolls - Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
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The Toy Dolls - Chenky Is A Puff
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The Toy Dolls - Come Back Jackie
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The Toy Dolls - Credit Crunch Christmas
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The Toy Dolls - Davey's Days
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The Toy Dolls - David's Xr2
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The Toy Dolls - Dirty Doreen
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The Toy Dolls - Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
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The Toy Dolls - Don't Change
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The Toy Dolls - Everybody Jitterbug
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The Toy Dolls - Everything You Are
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The Toy Dolls - Fallin' Down
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The Toy Dolls - Fat Bob's Feet
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The Toy Dolls - Firey Jack
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The Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
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The Toy Dolls - Fred Olivier
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The Toy Dolls - Full Forever
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The Toy Dolls - Griefsville
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The Toy Dolls - H.o.
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The Toy Dolls - Her With A Hoover
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The Toy Dolls - Hero
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The Toy Dolls - How do You Deal With Neal?
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The Toy Dolls - Howza Bouta Kiss Babe!
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The Toy Dolls - I Caught it from Camilla
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The Toy Dolls - I Tried To Trust Tracey
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The Toy Dolls - I'm A Lonely Bastard
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The Toy Dolls - I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
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The Toy Dolls - I've Got Asthma
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The Toy Dolls - I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
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The Toy Dolls - If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
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The Toy Dolls - James Bond Lives Down Our Street
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The Toy Dolls - Jeans Been
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The Toy Dolls - Keith's A Thief
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The Toy Dolls - Kevins Cotton Wool Kids
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The Toy Dolls - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
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The Toy Dolls - Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
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The Toy Dolls - Livin' On Newton Hall
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The Toy Dolls - Living La Vida Loca
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The Toy Dolls - Me 'n' John Williams
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The Toy Dolls - Modern Schools Of Motoring
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The Toy Dolls - Molly Was Immoral
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The Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
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The Toy Dolls - Never Take The Place of Your Man
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The Toy Dolls - Neville Is A Nerd
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The Toy Dolls - No One Knew The Real Emu
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The Toy Dolls - Park Lane Punch Up
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The Toy Dolls - Pc Stoker
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The Toy Dolls - Poverty Pleadin' Peter
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The Toy Dolls - Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be
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The Toy Dolls - Quick To Quit The Quentin
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The Toy Dolls - Rodney's Memory
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The Toy Dolls - Rupert The Bear
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The Toy Dolls - She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
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The Toy Dolls - She's a Leech
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The Toy Dolls - She's a Worky Ticket
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The Toy Dolls - Silly Billy
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The Toy Dolls - Sod The Neighbours
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The Toy Dolls - Speed Racer
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The Toy Dolls - Spiders In The Dressing Room
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The Toy Dolls - Taken For a Mug
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The Toy Dolls - Teenager In Love
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The Toy Dolls - Terry Talking
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The Toy Dolls - The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
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The Toy Dolls - The Death of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
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The Toy Dolls - The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
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The Toy Dolls - The Memory Of Nobby
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The Toy Dolls - The Sphinx Stinks
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The Toy Dolls - There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
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The Toy Dolls - Tony Talks Tripe
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The Toy Dolls - Turtle Crazy
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The Toy Dolls - Up the garden path
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The Toy Dolls - We're 21 Today
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The Toy Dolls - We're Mad
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The Toy Dolls - What She Had With Huey
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The Toy Dolls - Worse Things Happen At Sea
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The Toy Dolls - You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs
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The Toy Dolls - You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry
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The Toy Dolls - Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
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The Toy Dolls - Anniversary Waltz
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The Toy Dolls - Any Dream Will Do
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The Toy Dolls - B.E.E.R
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The Toy Dolls - Back In '79
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The Toy Dolls - Blue Suede Shoes
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The Toy Dolls - Bored Housewife
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The Toy Dolls - Caught Up The Reeperbahn
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The Toy Dolls - Charlie's Watching
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The Toy Dolls - Cheatin' Chick Form China
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The Toy Dolls - Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
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The Toy Dolls - Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma
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The Toy Dolls - Dez The Demon Decorator
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The Toy Dolls - Dizzy
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The Toy Dolls - Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
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The Toy Dolls - Dorkamania
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The Toy Dolls - Dougy giro
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The Toy Dolls - Down At The Old 29
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The Toy Dolls - Geordie's Gone To Jail
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The Toy Dolls - Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
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The Toy Dolls - Harry's Hands
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The Toy Dolls - I Can See You
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The Toy Dolls - I'm A Telly Addict!
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The Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip
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The Toy Dolls - In Tommy's Head
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The Toy Dolls - Kids In Tyne & Wear
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The Toy Dolls - Martys Mam
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The Toy Dolls - Melancholy Margaret
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The Toy Dolls - My Baby Is A Battleaxe
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The Toy Dolls - No Particular Place To Go
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The Toy Dolls - One More Megabyte
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The Toy Dolls - Out Of The Red
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The Toy Dolls - Poltergeist In The Pantry
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The Toy Dolls - Poor Davey
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The Toy Dolls - Pot Luck Percy
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The Toy Dolls - Rita's Innocent
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The Toy Dolls - Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
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The Toy Dolls - Sciatica sucks
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The Toy Dolls - We Quit The Cavalry
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The Toy Dolls - Yellow Burt
Caught Up The Reeperbahn
The Toy Dolls
When i took that trip to deutscheland, germany
She said i am a man, keep out of the reeperbahn, mind you
Nick off is what i said, i'll please myself instead
& you can drop down dead, to hamburg i am headed
I don't want no debates, now i'm off with me mates.
Toodle oo
I said stuff you!
Chorus:
Reeperbahn, the reeperbahn, caught red handed...
Reeperbahn, the reeperbahn, she said "don't go there man"
Reeperbahn, the reeperbahn, oh caught up the reeperbahn
I told her to trust me, i agree in honesty
Believe me she did not, she knew i was a sex pot
I did not feel at ease when i left the strip-tease,
I screamed as she seized me!
Reeperbahn...(guitar bit)
It was just a laugh, i said don't be so strict
I did not tell her what went on up the red light district
You're all the same you men, you better say auf wiedersehen
Coz you won't be comin" here again!
Reeperbahn...
Caught up the ree...
Perbahn.
