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The Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant
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The Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby
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The Toy Dolls - Dougy giro
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The Toy Dolls - I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
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The Toy Dolls - Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
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The Toy Dolls - Deidrie's a Slag
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The Toy Dolls - I've Got Asthma
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The Toy Dolls - Living La Vida Loca
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The Toy Dolls - Rupert The Bear
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The Toy Dolls - Bare Faced Cheek
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The Toy Dolls - Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
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The Toy Dolls - Howza Bouta Kiss Babe!
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The Toy Dolls - I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
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The Toy Dolls - The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
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The Toy Dolls - The Lambrusco Kid
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The Toy Dolls - We're Mad
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The Toy Dolls - Alecs Gone
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The Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
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The Toy Dolls - Me 'n' John Williams
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The Toy Dolls - Out Of The Red
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The Toy Dolls - Poor Davey
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The Toy Dolls - A Bunch O'fairies
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The Toy Dolls - A.Diamond
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The Toy Dolls - Alfie From The Bronx
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The Toy Dolls - Anniversary Waltz
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The Toy Dolls - Any Dream Will Do
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The Toy Dolls - Ashbrooke Launderette
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The Toy Dolls - Audrey's Alone At Least
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The Toy Dolls - B.E.E.R
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The Toy Dolls - Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
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The Toy Dolls - Back In '79
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The Toy Dolls - Bitten By a Bed Bug!
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The Toy Dolls - Blaze Of The Borough
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The Toy Dolls - Bless You My Son
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The Toy Dolls - Blue Suede Shoes
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The Toy Dolls - Bored Housewife
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The Toy Dolls - Bowling Barmy
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The Toy Dolls - Caught Up The Reeperbahn
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The Toy Dolls - Charlie's Watching
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The Toy Dolls - Cheatin' Chick Form China
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The Toy Dolls - Cheerio & Toodle Pip
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The Toy Dolls - Chenky Is A Puff
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The Toy Dolls - Cloughy Is a Bootboy!
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The Toy Dolls - Come Back Jackie
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The Toy Dolls - Credit Crunch Christmas
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The Toy Dolls - Davey's Days
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The Toy Dolls - Davey's Took The Plunge
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The Toy Dolls - David's Xr2
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The Toy Dolls - Deccas Drinkin’ Dilemma
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The Toy Dolls - Dez The Demon Decorator
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The Toy Dolls - Dirty Doreen
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The Toy Dolls - Dizzy
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The Toy Dolls - Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
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The Toy Dolls - Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
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The Toy Dolls - Don't Change
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The Toy Dolls - Don't Drive Yer Car Up Draycott Avenue
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The Toy Dolls - Dorkamania
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The Toy Dolls - Down At The Old 29
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The Toy Dolls - Ernie Had a Hernia
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The Toy Dolls - Everybody Jitterbug
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The Toy Dolls - Everything You Are
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The Toy Dolls - Fallin' Down
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The Toy Dolls - Fat Bob's Feet
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The Toy Dolls - Firey Jack
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The Toy Dolls - Frankie's Got The Blues
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The Toy Dolls - Fred Olivier
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The Toy Dolls - Full Forever
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The Toy Dolls - Geordie's Gone To Jail
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The Toy Dolls - Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
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The Toy Dolls - Griefsville
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The Toy Dolls - H.o.
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The Toy Dolls - Hanky Panky
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The Toy Dolls - Harry Cross (a Tribute To Edna)
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The Toy Dolls - Harry's Hands
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The Toy Dolls - Her With A Hoover
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The Toy Dolls - Hero
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The Toy Dolls - How do You Deal With Neal?
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The Toy Dolls - I Can See You
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The Toy Dolls - I Caught it from Camilla
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The Toy Dolls - I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
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The Toy Dolls - I Tried To Trust Tracey
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The Toy Dolls - I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
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The Toy Dolls - I'm A Lonely Bastard
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The Toy Dolls - I'm A Telly Addict!
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The Toy Dolls - I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
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The Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip
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The Toy Dolls - If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
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The Toy Dolls - In Tommy's Head
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The Toy Dolls - Ivy's Lurid Lips
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The Toy Dolls - James Bond Lives Down Our Street
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The Toy Dolls - Jeans Been
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The Toy Dolls - Keith's A Thief
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The Toy Dolls - Kevins Cotton Wool Kids
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The Toy Dolls - Kids In Tyne & Wear
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The Toy Dolls - Lazy Sunday Afternoon
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The Toy Dolls - Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
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The Toy Dolls - Livin' On Newton Hall
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The Toy Dolls - Martys Mam
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The Toy Dolls - Melancholy Margaret
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The Toy Dolls - Modern Schools Of Motoring
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The Toy Dolls - Molly Was Immoral
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The Toy Dolls - My Baby Is A Battleaxe
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The Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad's a Vicar
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The Toy Dolls - My Wife's A Psychopath!
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The Toy Dolls - Never Take The Place of Your Man
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The Toy Dolls - Neville Is A Nerd
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The Toy Dolls - No One Knew The Real Emu
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The Toy Dolls - No Particular Place To Go
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The Toy Dolls - Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
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The Toy Dolls - Olga I Cannot
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The Toy Dolls - One More Megabyte
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The Toy Dolls - One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
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The Toy Dolls - Park Lane Punch Up
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The Toy Dolls - Pc Stoker
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The Toy Dolls - Please Release Me
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The Toy Dolls - Poltergeist In The Pantry
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The Toy Dolls - Pot Belly Bill
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The Toy Dolls - Pot Luck Percy
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The Toy Dolls - Poverty Pleadin' Peter
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The Toy Dolls - Queen alexandra road is where she said she'd be
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The Toy Dolls - Quick To Quit The Quentin
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The Toy Dolls - Rita's Innocent
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The Toy Dolls - Rodney's Memory
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The Toy Dolls - Ron Dixon Dumped D-d
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The Toy Dolls - Sciatica sucks
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The Toy Dolls - She Goes To Finos
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The Toy Dolls - She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
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The Toy Dolls - She's a Leech
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The Toy Dolls - She's a Worky Ticket
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The Toy Dolls - Silly Billy
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The Toy Dolls - Sod The Neighbours
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The Toy Dolls - Speed Racer
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The Toy Dolls - Spiders In The Dressing Room
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The Toy Dolls - Stay Mellow
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The Toy Dolls - Taken For a Mug
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The Toy Dolls - Teenager In Love
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The Toy Dolls - Terry Talking
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The Toy Dolls - The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your White'sll Be As Black As Ink
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The Toy Dolls - The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash
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The Toy Dolls - The Death of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
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The Toy Dolls - The Memory Of Nobby
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The Toy Dolls - The Psychosurgery
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The Toy Dolls - The Sphinx Stinks
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The Toy Dolls - There's a Trollop Up Elmwood Street
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The Toy Dolls - Tommy Koweys Car
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The Toy Dolls - Tony Talks Tripe
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The Toy Dolls - Turtle Crazy
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The Toy Dolls - Up the garden path
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The Toy Dolls - We Quit The Cavalry
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The Toy Dolls - We're 21 Today
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The Toy Dolls - What She Had With Huey
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The Toy Dolls - When You're Jimmy Saville
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The Toy Dolls - Worse Things Happen At Sea
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The Toy Dolls - Yellow Burt
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The Toy Dolls - You And a Box Of Hadkerchiefs
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The Toy Dolls - You Won't Be Merry On a North Sea Ferry
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The Toy Dolls - Yul Brynner Was a Skinhead
Bitten By a Bed Bug!
The Toy Dolls
Could it have been a bad dream that creptin bed & made me scream or what?
What attracted such a beast, why did it want to make a feast of me?..
Chorus:
Bug bug a bug a bed bug
A bug a bug a bug a bug bugger than a bumble bee
Bug bug a bug a bed bug
A bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug a bug bit me!
In a night of misery.
Was it coz the chocolate sweets i ate last night between the sheets or what?
What could it be that made me frown, the biscuit crumbs on my night gown or what?
A nit in neen of nourishment, it got inside the bed & went for me.
Chorus... (guitar bit)
Was it coz i was dirty that it took a fancy to me or what?
I jumped up sweating with fright, oh will it take another bite or what?
I felt the fangs rip thru my vest, the mattress monster was digesting me!
Chorus
