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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas in Ignace
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The Arrogant Worms - The Credit Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Turkey Blues
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The Arrogant Worms - Drink With Me
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The Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys
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The Arrogant Worms - Heimlich Maneuver
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The Arrogant Worms - I Ran Away
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The Arrogant Worms - My Voice Is Changing
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The Arrogant Worms - Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's
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The Arrogant Worms - Stalker Girl
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad Of Dan
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Worst Seat On The Plane
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The Arrogant Worms - Wayne Gretzky Rocks
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The Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs
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The Arrogant Worms - A Night In Dildo
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The Arrogant Worms - Billy, The Themepark Shark
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The Arrogant Worms - Boy Band
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The Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Named Bob
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The Arrogant Worms - Fuzzy Dice
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The Arrogant Worms - Having Fun is Bad for You
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The Arrogant Worms - Horizon
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The Arrogant Worms - Hot Dog Song
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The Arrogant Worms - It's Great To Be A Nerd
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The Arrogant Worms - Johnny Came Home Headless
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The Arrogant Worms - Killer Robots From Venus
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The Arrogant Worms - Lets Go Bowling
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The Arrogant Worms - Little Cuban Friend
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The Arrogant Worms - Log In To You
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The Arrogant Worms - Malcolm
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The Arrogant Worms - No Sale, No Store
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The Arrogant Worms - Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Rippy The Gator
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa Got Arrested
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The Arrogant Worms - Scary Ned
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The Arrogant Worms - Steel Drivin Man
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The Arrogant Worms - The Assumption Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Fishing Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Gaelic Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Golf Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Happy Happy Birthday
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The Arrogant Worms - The Same Christmas Cake
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The Arrogant Worms - The Toronto Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
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The Arrogant Worms - Toronto Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - William Shakespeare's In My Cat
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The Arrogant Worms - Winnebago
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The Arrogant Worms - Wong's Chinese Buffet
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The Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo
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The Arrogant Worms - Attention People
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The Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo
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The Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager
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The Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze
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The Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big
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The Arrogant Worms - Canadaman
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Full Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmas Sucks
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The Arrogant Worms - Christmastime
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The Arrogant Worms - Cows With Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
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The Arrogant Worms - Dangerous
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The Arrogant Worms - Dog Food Woman
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The Arrogant Worms - Don't Go Into Politics
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The Arrogant Worms - Ezra Eats
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The Arrogant Worms - Forgive Us We're Canadian
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The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
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The Arrogant Worms - Head In The Freezer
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The Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt
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The Arrogant Worms - History Is Made By Stupid People
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Cow
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The Arrogant Worms - I Am Not American
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The Arrogant Worms - I Pulled My Groin
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The Arrogant Worms - I Want To Look Like Arnold Schwartzeneggar
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The Arrogant Worms - Idiot Road
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The Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob (Live Version)
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The Arrogant Worms - Kill The Dog Next Door
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The Arrogant Worms - Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - Let There Be Guns
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The Arrogant Worms - Life On The Road
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The Arrogant Worms - Lonely Lab of Broken Hearts
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The Arrogant Worms - Losing Hair Under God
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The Arrogant Worms - Me Like Hockey
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The Arrogant Worms - Particle Board
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The Arrogant Worms - Pressure Washer
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The Arrogant Worms - Proud To Be A Banker
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The Arrogant Worms - Really Scary
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The Arrogant Worms - Rocks And Trees
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The Arrogant Worms - Sam, The Guy From Quincy
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Comin' And He's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Shipwreck Balladeer
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The Arrogant Worms - The Ballad OF Edna And Ida
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The Arrogant Worms - The Beer Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Canada Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Blues
- 102
The Arrogant Worms - The Christmas Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Coffee Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Guy With Computer Know-How
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Sensitive Cowboy
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The Arrogant Worms - The Mountie Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Scotsman
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The Arrogant Worms - The War Of 1812
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The Arrogant Worms - Tokyo Love Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Trichinosis
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The Arrogant Worms - Trip To Greece
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The Arrogant Worms - Tv Weather Guy
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The Arrogant Worms - Vincent the Christmas Virus
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The Arrogant Worms - Waiting To Sell Out
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The Arrogant Worms - We Are The Beaver
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The Arrogant Worms - Wolfe Island Ferry
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The Arrogant Worms - Worst Seat On The Plane
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The Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain
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The Arrogant Worms - Go To Sleep Little Leech
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The Arrogant Worms - Goin Huntin
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The Arrogant Worms - I.B.S. (irratable Bowel Syndrome)
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The Arrogant Worms - Mime Abduction
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The Arrogant Worms - Mounted Animal Nature Trail
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The Arrogant Worms - Mrs. Catto
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The Arrogant Worms - New Car Smell
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The Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
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The Arrogant Worms - Security Guard
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The Arrogant Worms - Song Inside My Head
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The Arrogant Worms - Sponges
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The Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - The Last Saskatchewan Pirate
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The Arrogant Worms - The Monkey Song
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The Arrogant Worms - Twins
Security Guard
The Arrogant Worms
that chicks dig a guy in uniform
grey flannel pants and wine covered jacket
the smirk on his face makes you just wanna smack it
couldn't be a real cop without the mental wherewithal
so he's busting heads down at the shopping mall
security guard, mr security guard
always wanted to be authorized personnel
he can go through this door and that door as well
he's limiting the loitering and breaking up brouhahas
he controls your access to santa claus
his keys jingle jangle as they hang from his belt
for his lunch his mom dropped off a tuna melt
for security guard, mr security guard
crisis in the food court, but first he's gotta take a whiz
even though he's inside he's wearing sunglasses
sign says floor is slippery and man, it sure is
watch your step, security guard
just checked the bathrooms and the food court's secure
time to hit on the girls at the vitamin store
they might remember him as the high school football star
now he's that guy with the neon lights underneath his car
stands around with the other guards comparing flashlights
"put a quarter in that horsey kid. theres no free rides"
security guard
wash my car
put down that cigar
you're not george peppard
security guard
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