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    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Cledus T. Judd

Well a couple of good friends of mine
Elmo and Patsy
Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy
song.

I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about...
... ... ... Well...yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course the
family and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..."

Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record.

And it goes a little something like this:

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(On her way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Grandma,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Oh
As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)

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