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    Cledus T. Judd - 12

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    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

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    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

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    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

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    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

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    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

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    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

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    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

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    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

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    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

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    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

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    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

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    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

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    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

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    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

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    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

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    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

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    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

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    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

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    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

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    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

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    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

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    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

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    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

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    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

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    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

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    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

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    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

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    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

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    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

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    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

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    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

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    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

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    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

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    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

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    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

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    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

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    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

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    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

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    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

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    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

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    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

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    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

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    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

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    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

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    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

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    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

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    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

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    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

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    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

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    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

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    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

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    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

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    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

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    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

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    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

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    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

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    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

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    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

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    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

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    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

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    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Cledus T. Judd

Well a couple of good friends of mine
Elmo and Patsy
Wrote me and said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy
song.

I said "No you didn't. You didn't mention nothing about...
... ... ... Well...yeah you pretty much got it all. I mean Grandma and of course the
family and getting drunk and run over by heavy machinery and..."

Well since I needed the money I felt obliged to include it on this record.

And it goes a little something like this:

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack,
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(On her way home)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now we're all so proud of Grandma,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Midnight before Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(Say there's no Santa)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle
That would have just matched the hair in grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."

R: Grandma got runned over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve.
(Minding her own business)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
(What do you mean there's no Santa?)
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Lord, we believe)

Oh
As for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(We believe in Santa Claus.)

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