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    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

If Shania Was Mine

Cledus T. Judd

If Shania was mine
Wouldn't be proud of me
Couldn't hardly blame her
Cuz I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date
We could have a good time
If I got her on the moonshine

If Shania was mine
Say it fit just right
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way
I'd have a bad hair day
Cuz I'd buy a new toupee'

Oh, I'd love to seduce her
But she married her producer
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray!
She'll get a deevorce someday

If Shania was mine
I'd probably lose my mind
If she only squeezed me, teased me
Pleased me one good time
And if she only knew
All the things I'd do
I'd be the lawn mowin, crop growin
Tater peelin, house cleanin kind
If Shania was mine

Ha huh

If Shania was mine
She'd have to agree
Can't no one cook road kill better than me
Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback
She'd say "Mmm, I like it like that" cha...
Now all I do is wonder
Whose bed have her boots been under
I wish she'd hadda been mine
Now I whine, whine!
That girl is so doggone fine

If Shania was mine
I think I'd go slap blind
Starin' at her yummy little tummy
And her booty shakin' round behind
And if she only knew
All the things I'd do
I'd be the lawn mowin' crop growin'
Tater peelin' house cleanin' kind
If Shania, if Shania, if Shania,
If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK)

Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yokel

When she shimmies and shakes
It's more than I can take
Oh, what she does to me in them videos
Wife's gonna leave me if I don't explain
What I see in Shania Twain
I'd love to see her in a magazine
Centerfold if you know what I mean
Oh me-a oh my-a
I wish that Shania
Would buy me a house in South Carolina
Two, four, six, eight, nine
Oh I wish that Shania was mine!
he he he huh huh
Want to be a gal of mine...

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