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    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

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    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

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    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

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    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

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    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

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    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

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    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

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    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

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    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

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    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

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    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

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    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

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    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

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    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

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    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

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    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

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    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

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    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

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    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

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    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

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    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

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    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

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    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

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    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Cledus T. Judd

Well, I asked you to dance
Now my nose is broken
Must've said somethin' wrong
Gosh, I was just jokin'
But it's hard not to cry
With a gussied up eye
My face sprayed with mace

If ya didn't wanna dance
You could've just said so
And if I'd only ducked fast
Then I wouldn't have bled so
Do you think there's a chance
You could call an ambulance?
Oh God, I'm in pain

You have no right to remain violent
That kick to my crotch
Uh, that was very uncalled for
You continued to beat and beat me
'Till I was black and blue
I've been wantin' you
But not any longer
'Cause it's brutally clear
That you're so much stronger
I'm madder than fire
My jaws are both wired
One hell of a date

I didn't know my bladder had failed me
Until I looked down at my pants
I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization
But I ain't got no danged insurance

You have no right to remain violent
That kick to my crotch
Uh, that was very uncalled for
You continued to beat and beat me
'Till I was black and blue
I've been wantin' you
But not any longer
'Cause it's brutally clear
That you're so much stronger
'Cause I'm madder than fire
My jaws is both wired
That's one hell of a date

I bought a camcorder
Got a restrainin' order
Now lay you're hands on me

I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.

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