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    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Hey everybody welcome out tonight
hope you're having a good time out there
Don't forget the waitresses and a coming up next
we got Sheena on the main stage
Athena on the disco
And don't forget we got
:(chorus) Take it off baby
: Those recliner dancers in the back
: Stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip
Take it off baby
Take it off baby

Well here's how this whole mess got started
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
We were meant to be
The next date we both flew off to Vegas
I must have been an ignoramus
I honestly believed that she
Loved me just for me

Oh...wasn't six months it came to an end
I walked out of the courtroom crying
She left with a grin

Cause she got half
And I said "OW!"
I mean dang
That comes to nearly fifty thou
Per date
My butt had never been so chafed
Cause she got half

I wondered if I'd remain lonely
Or would I find my one and only
Then the answer to my prayers
Appeared on my TV
(Call me now)
The cutest little tarot card reader
I knew that I just had to meet her
Then she said it was in the cards
For her to marry me

Oh...wasn't three months later I was in court again
No way she could have predicted
The way it would end

Cause I got half
And she said "OW!"
Two dollars a minute
So everyone call right now
Your
Future awaits
And I will be the next Bill Gates
Cause I get half

Sometimes you're better off as friends
Cause if it ever ends
Then they get half
And you'll say "OW"
So I'm not looking to get married right now
I've
Got a date
With a beautiful Playboy Playmate
Who won't get half

No she won't get half

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