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    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

Cledus T. Judd

Well me and Bobby Ray was goin down to a pickup joint just outside of town,
You know a metting market, where you pick up chicks
Well knowing Bobby Ray as i do, He'll be goin home alone before the night is through,
He's just too darn picky, he's always wantin to score big!
Well I'm not leavin here alone, I'm gonna compromise, early on,
Yea, I'm goin ugly early tonight,
She may not be a beauty queen but thats alright,
I'm not waitin round for one that looks good in the light,
I'm goin ugly early tonight
So Bobby I says,
Please dont stare, but check them 2 out standin over there,
He says you mean the good lookin blonde and the one with the big zits?
I says, Yea thats right and heres my plan, im not goin for miss scandinavian, Her chubby lil friend...well thats my pick
You can drink them cute but not skinny,
You get too picky, you aint gettin any
So im goin ugly early tonight,
She may not be a beauty queen but thats alright,
I'm not waitin round for on who looks good in the light,
Im goin ugly early tonight.
Then all of a sudden to my suprise, the pretty one was givin me the eye,
and i was fixin to move up from a 2 to a 10!
She said, you know i dont live to far from here,
I'll get my purse and you pay for them beers,
And i was feelin pretty puffed up til she turned to her friend.
I guess she didn't i'd here,
them hurtful words she whispered in little chubby's ear,
Yea im goin ugly early tonight,
His friend is better lookin but i aint got the time,
I'm not waitin round for one that looks good in the light,
she sed im goin ugly early tonight.
You know she really hurt my pride but way down deep inside
Im glad shes goin ugly tonight!

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