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    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

{spoken}
Hand me that balloon right there
Boy I used to love to do this when I was a kid
Watch this...Hey, watch this girl
Plowboy
Ain't that funny?
Plowboy

{sound of a horse neighing}

Well I'm a-packin' up my truck
An I'm a-head down south
Where real men pack their lips
With dips in their mouth
Start a moonshine still
Sleep in a tent
Buy some cheap livestock
Find some land to rent
Then I'm a Cledus T. it
Up and down the farm
With a couple of barns
A baby calf in my arms
You know I hate to brag
But I'll be tilling the most
Run a barbwire fence from post to post
Keep shells in my gun
Deer heads on my walls
Live out in the sticks and wear overalls
why because I wanna
Find me a home in a cow town baby
Where the buffalo roam
Read the Farmer's Almanac for all the right reasons
Make sure my crop is the top for next season
Cledus T. is the farming freakazoid
Yeah I'm heading down south sugar
Because I wanna be a plowboy baby

(With my "Go Braves" hat on my John Deere tractor)
Plowboy baby
(Redman pouch full of chewing tobaccer)
Plowboy baby
(Sleeping at night cause I work all day)
Plowboy baby
(You can smell my pigs from a mile away)


I bet you'll hear my rooster crowing when the day begins
He goes..
(Sounds of a rooster crowing)
In lust for a hen
Home schooling, home fries, good homemade wine
We'll harvest the fields
(But not before its time)
Plant peas, and beets, green beans and rice
Haul manure from the barn to fertilize
And if the price is right
I'm gonna sell my hay boy
And let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me

The Plowboy baby
(With my truck locked down into four wheel drive)
Plowboy baby
(Living like a king in a single wide)
Plowboy baby
(Sleeping at night and bushhoggin' all day)
Plowboy baby
(Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid)


YEAH... Cledus T. you can call me a hick
The only woman for me is a Dixie Chick
I got two billy goats
Week 'fore last
Till my snapper gets fixed
They'll be cuttin' my grass
Back hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horse
You know a horse is a horse
(Of Course, Of Course)
Spruce up the spread gotta make it look right
I gonna paint my barn red then paint my fence white UH!
vidalias, tommy toe tomatoes
Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes
Break wild mares
Farm like Quakers
Got no love for you vegetable haters
How I'm gonna buy my seed
Sell my soul to the seed and feed
My thumb is green just like my hay bailer
Ain't no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailer
Dog named Ol' Yeller
Kudzu is thick
I'd slop my hog but I
(Already fed it)
I'm picking off ticks, scratching poison oak
But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion

(Plowboy)
got a 4230 with my diesel whinin'
(Plowboy)
spend all my time on a big combine
(plowboy)
Praying at night it'll rain some day
(Plowboy)
You can smell my pigs from a mile away
(Plowboy)
Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shinin'
(Plowboy)
Got an old tin still with my moonshine shinin'
(Plowboy)
You can smell my swine

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