- 1
Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal
- 2
Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham
- 3
Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
- 4
Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta
- 5
Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
- 6
Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila
- 7
Cledus T. Judd - 1/2
- 8
Cledus T. Judd - 12
- 9
Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'
- 10
Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember
- 11
Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
- 12
Cledus T. Judd - Breath
- 13
Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style
- 14
Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas
- 15
Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!
- 16
Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
- 17
Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King
- 18
Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida
- 19
Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball
- 20
Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life
- 21
Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?
- 22
Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America
- 23
Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans
- 24
Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups
- 25
Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown
- 26
Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet
- 27
Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
- 28
Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice
- 29
Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
- 30
Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel
- 31
Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay
- 32
Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
- 33
Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein
- 34
Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
- 35
Cledus T. Judd - Hell No
- 36
Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon
- 37
Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
- 38
Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow
- 39
Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar
- 40
Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
- 41
Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
- 42
Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
- 43
Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'
- 44
Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine
- 45
Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size
- 46
Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws
- 47
Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
- 48
Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)
- 49
Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies
- 50
Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door
- 51
Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'
- 52
Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One
- 53
Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove
- 54
Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow
- 55
Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie
- 56
Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
- 57
Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready
- 58
Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy
- 59
Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver
- 60
Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie
- 61
Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
- 62
Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd
- 63
Cledus T. Judd - My Voice
- 64
Cledus T. Judd - New Car
- 65
Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off
- 66
Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
- 67
Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman
- 68
Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl
- 69
Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy
- 70
Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars
- 71
Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed
- 72
Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans
- 73
Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
- 74
Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome
- 75
Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
- 76
Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic
- 77
Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke
- 78
Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable
- 79
Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- 80
Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
- 81
Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem
- 82
Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
- 83
Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'
- 84
Cledus T. Judd - The Change
- 85
Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident
- 86
Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
- 87
Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman
- 88
Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire
- 89
Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama
- 90
Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World
- 91
Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say
- 92
Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?
- 93
Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'
- 94
Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck
- 95
Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
- 96
Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent
How Do You Milk a Cow
Cledus T. Judd
A Southern Californian,
But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line.
So this summer just for fun
Hopped in my DeLorean
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time.
I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin'.
I misunderstood him somehow.
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention.
I didn't mind feedin the sows.
But HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in FFA.
This cow must think i'm crazy
Up under it this way.
I'm sittin' here a pullin', but there ain't nothin' comin' out.
Oh E I E I O…
How do you milk a cow?
Yeah I love it here in Tennesse,
But these farmers all make fun of me.
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car.
So I got myself a 4 wheel drive,
Learned to spotlight deer at night,
And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art.
One thing's for sure,
I hate shovelin' manure,
It gets all over my overalls.
Them horses need shoein'
I hear Bessie mooin'.
So I thought maybe I'd ask you all.
HOW DO YOU MILK A COW?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in LA
This heifer must be empty 'cause she ain't puttin out.
Oh E I E I O,
Tell me how do you milk a cow.
(Spoken)
This song is absolutely an "udder" disaster.
I hope I don't get mad cow diease.
How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care.
I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin' dairy air.
I'm headin' back to Cali
And I'm turnin' in my plow.
Oh E I E I O.
How do you milk a cow?
