1. 1

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Coronary Life

Cledus T. Judd

Cledus at the kitchen table
Short of breath, legally disabled
Wife walks in, she's so surprised
Can't believe I'm still alive
I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy
That patty melt that you always made me
But I can't eat that anymore

They say grease kills;
Tastes good to me
Day in, day out it's all I eat
My third bypass, unclogged the valves
Just to clog them again
Never felt worse;
A constant thirst
Lordy how my left arm hurts
I blame my job, I blame my wife
For this coronary life

Cledus on the ER table
Vital signs ain't too stable
Hey, Doc, I'm proud of you
I didn't think that I'd pull through
Later in Intensive Care
I had the nurses laughing there
So thankful Blue Cross will pay

For the bills, my IVs
Four thousand dollar EKGs
That's the last time I need
Angioplasty
It's off I go to Tye-Bo
To improve my cardio
It's about time I said goodbye
To my coronary life

Sweat's pouring off me at the health spa
The Stairmaster's wore me out again
You know I can't believe how much I miss
The way I used to live

I'd eat red meat,
Pickled pigs feet
Always craving something sweet
My food was fast,
But that's the past
I can't eat fat again
Aerobicize,
Reduced my thighs
No more German chocolate pie
I miss my fudge, I miss my fries
And my coronary life

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