1. 1

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Coronary Life

Cledus T. Judd

Cledus at the kitchen table
Short of breath, legally disabled
Wife walks in, she's so surprised
Can't believe I'm still alive
I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy
That patty melt that you always made me
But I can't eat that anymore

They say grease kills;
Tastes good to me
Day in, day out it's all I eat
My third bypass, unclogged the valves
Just to clog them again
Never felt worse;
A constant thirst
Lordy how my left arm hurts
I blame my job, I blame my wife
For this coronary life

Cledus on the ER table
Vital signs ain't too stable
Hey, Doc, I'm proud of you
I didn't think that I'd pull through
Later in Intensive Care
I had the nurses laughing there
So thankful Blue Cross will pay

For the bills, my IVs
Four thousand dollar EKGs
That's the last time I need
Angioplasty
It's off I go to Tye-Bo
To improve my cardio
It's about time I said goodbye
To my coronary life

Sweat's pouring off me at the health spa
The Stairmaster's wore me out again
You know I can't believe how much I miss
The way I used to live

I'd eat red meat,
Pickled pigs feet
Always craving something sweet
My food was fast,
But that's the past
I can't eat fat again
Aerobicize,
Reduced my thighs
No more German chocolate pie
I miss my fudge, I miss my fries
And my coronary life

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