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    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Don't Mess With America

Cledus T. Judd

They never should have messed with New York City
Kha ha They don't want none of old Uncle Sam
We stare right in the face of terror
And you know Lady Liberty still stands
With F-15s and our special forces
God bless everyone we sent
To defend freedom and our nation
And thank goodness Bush is our President...

CHORUS I
Don't mess with America
Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don't mess with America
That's the last thing that you want to do...
You already had your chance
Now we're going to kick your a(bleep)s...
Don't mess with America...

Bin Laden's going down like a White House intern
(Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn...didn't I?)
And while we're at it let's get that nut Hussein...
When the threat of evil is finally silenced
You'll hear how loud freedom can ring...

They started something we're gonna finish
(George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon…)
And we won't rest until that day
(GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)
Everywhere you look you see them flags flying
(U-S-A CHANT)
(GWB: God bless America)
And what that stands for...ha ha...they can't take that away
(GWB: My fellow Americans, let's roll...)

CHORUS II
Don't mess with America
Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don't mess with America
Bin Laden I'd hate to be you...
You don't stand a chance
We're going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s
Don't mess with America...

I said
DON'T (bleep) with America
You're over there and preaching about a holy war...
DON'T (bleep) with America
Ha! You're gonna be full of holes when one of them Navy Seals finds ya…
DON'T (bleep) with America
And by the way get a beard trim.

(U-S-A CHANT)

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