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    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Don't Mess With America

Cledus T. Judd

They never should have messed with New York City
Kha ha They don't want none of old Uncle Sam
We stare right in the face of terror
And you know Lady Liberty still stands
With F-15s and our special forces
God bless everyone we sent
To defend freedom and our nation
And thank goodness Bush is our President...

CHORUS I
Don't mess with America
Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don't mess with America
That's the last thing that you want to do...
You already had your chance
Now we're going to kick your a(bleep)s...
Don't mess with America...

Bin Laden's going down like a White House intern
(Cledus - spoken: Kind of sounded like Ronnie Dunn...didn't I?)
And while we're at it let's get that nut Hussein...
When the threat of evil is finally silenced
You'll hear how loud freedom can ring...

They started something we're gonna finish
(George W. Bush: Those people who knocked these buildings down will hear all of us soon…)
And we won't rest until that day
(GWB: We will not tire. We will not falter, and we will not fail.)
Everywhere you look you see them flags flying
(U-S-A CHANT)
(GWB: God bless America)
And what that stands for...ha ha...they can't take that away
(GWB: My fellow Americans, let's roll...)

CHORUS II
Don't mess with America
Or we'll beat you red, white, and blue...
Don't mess with America
Bin Laden I'd hate to be you...
You don't stand a chance
We're going to open up a can of Whoop-a(bleep)s
Don't mess with America...

I said
DON'T (bleep) with America
You're over there and preaching about a holy war...
DON'T (bleep) with America
Ha! You're gonna be full of holes when one of them Navy Seals finds ya…
DON'T (bleep) with America
And by the way get a beard trim.

(U-S-A CHANT)

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