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Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
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Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove
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Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl
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Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
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Cledus T. Judd - Breath
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America
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Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups
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Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown
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Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel
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Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon
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Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow
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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar
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Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door
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Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow
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Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready
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Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy
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Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie
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Cledus T. Judd - My Voice
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Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy
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Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed
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Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal
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Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke
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Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable
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Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem
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Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
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Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama
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Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World
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Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say
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Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?
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Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
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Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila
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Cledus T. Judd - 1/2
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Cledus T. Judd - 12
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Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'
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Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember
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Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham
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Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style
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Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball
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Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet
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Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
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Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice
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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein
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Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
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Cledus T. Judd - Hell No
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Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
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Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
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Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'
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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine
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Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size
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Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws
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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
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Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)
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Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One
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Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta
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Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie
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Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
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Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver
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Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
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Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd
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Cledus T. Judd - New Car
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Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off
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Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
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Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
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Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome
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Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
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Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic
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Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'
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Cledus T. Judd - The Change
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Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire
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Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck
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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
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Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent
I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
Cledus T. Judd
(sound of falling beer cans)
A-B-C-D
Are you gonna drink the rest of that beer
Sorry I fell down
But it's my thirteenth round
WHOO
Been drinkin' kamikaze shooters
And Royal Crown
And that Boone's Farm wine
Oh it gets me every time
Walk me towards the payphone
I gotta call her at home
I begged 'em pretty please
For a Bicardi Breeze
(Just one)
They just said "you're cut off"
And took away my car keys
You've done fell off the bar
Can't have you driving your car
With all the cops around this town
You wouldn't get too far
Uh...Is it too much to ask
Can you fill up my glass?
No I'm not in here for love
I may start to swilling
To drink up what you've got
No I don't care if you're his wife
Cause I'm not in here for love
So I'm beggin' you dear
Don't have me thrown out of here
I'm not in here for love just a beer...
Babe I can rock your world
That is if I don't hurl
Show you a thing or two
For a sympathy brew
Don't make a grown man whine
I'm in a bit of a bind
Oh the backwash of your Miller Light
Oh it tastes so fine
You see I don't care if you think I'm weird
No I'm not in here for love
Lady
I may start to swilling
To drink up all you got
I don't care if you're his wife
Cause I'm not looking for love
You see I skipped AA tonight
No I'm not looking for love
Just a beer
Oh...Ooh
Oh God...I gotta hurry
Aaah...where's the door...oh...
(door slam)