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    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

If Shania Was Mine

Cledus T. Judd

If Shania was mine
Wouldn't be proud of me
Couldn't hardly blame her
Cuz I'm so derned ugly
But on our first date
We could have a good time
If I got her on the moonshine

If Shania was mine
Say it fit just right
Though my polyester suit was just a little too tight
And there's no way
I'd have a bad hair day
Cuz I'd buy a new toupee'

Oh, I'd love to seduce her
But she married her producer
Now all I do is pray, pray, pray!
She'll get a deevorce someday

If Shania was mine
I'd probably lose my mind
If she only squeezed me, teased me
Pleased me one good time
And if she only knew
All the things I'd do
I'd be the lawn mowin, crop growin
Tater peelin, house cleanin kind
If Shania was mine

Ha huh

If Shania was mine
She'd have to agree
Can't no one cook road kill better than me
Add a dozen mountain oysters and some old fatback
She'd say "Mmm, I like it like that" cha...
Now all I do is wonder
Whose bed have her boots been under
I wish she'd hadda been mine
Now I whine, whine!
That girl is so doggone fine

If Shania was mine
I think I'd go slap blind
Starin' at her yummy little tummy
And her booty shakin' round behind
And if she only knew
All the things I'd do
I'd be the lawn mowin' crop growin'
Tater peelin' house cleanin' kind
If Shania, if Shania, if Shania,
If Shania, if Shania (ACK HACK)

Now was that Mutt Lange or Deewight Yokel

When she shimmies and shakes
It's more than I can take
Oh, what she does to me in them videos
Wife's gonna leave me if I don't explain
What I see in Shania Twain
I'd love to see her in a magazine
Centerfold if you know what I mean
Oh me-a oh my-a
I wish that Shania
Would buy me a house in South Carolina
Two, four, six, eight, nine
Oh I wish that Shania was mine!
he he he huh huh
Want to be a gal of mine...

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