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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America
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Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire
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Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila
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Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember
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Cledus T. Judd - Breath
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King
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Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life
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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar
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Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta
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Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver
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Cledus T. Judd - My Voice
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Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say
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Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck
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Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
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Cledus T. Judd - 1/2
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Cledus T. Judd - 12
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Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'
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Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
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Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham
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Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style
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Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups
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Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown
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Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet
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Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
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Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice
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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel
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Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein
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Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
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Cledus T. Judd - Hell No
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Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon
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Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
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Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow
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Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
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Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'
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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine
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Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size
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Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws
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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
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Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)
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Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies
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Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door
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Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove
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Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow
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Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie
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Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
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Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready
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Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy
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Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie
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Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
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Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd
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Cledus T. Judd - New Car
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Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off
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Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
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Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl
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Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy
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Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars
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Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed
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Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal
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Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
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Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome
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Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
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Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic
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Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke
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Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable
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Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem
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Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
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Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'
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Cledus T. Judd - The Change
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Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama
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Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World
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Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?
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Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
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Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent
One Jack Off
Cledus T. Judd
and give the secret knock on the private stockroom door
good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud
hot lookin' women
ice cold suds
this blonde was playin' poker
she was on a roll
I sat down beside her with my ace in the hole
I had to draw a jack to win
with a stright ace high
but win I drew that card
I kissed that pot goodbye
cause Im one jack off
here in my hand
I got an ace, a king, a queen, and a ten and
now Im in a jam
I was doin' fine till I pulled that nine
thats win I went soft
I was temptin fate with an ace high stright
but Im one jack off
Ive played with this deck so long its messin' with my mind
Ive heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blind
I can't let her beat me but I aint got a prayer
Im sure shes got a real good hand
I see shes got a pair
I stared accross the table
hopin' that she calls
then when she raised me
well I dang near lost it all
I tried to pull it out figurin' Id bluff
but win I showed her what I had
she said to bad your one jack off
Im just one jack off
aint that great
she said nice try but nine, ten, queen, king, ace dont make a stright
I said how about another round
she said adie up there hoss
she took all my money
and Im still one jack off
Im one jack off
just my luck
she won my favorite pair of cowboy boots
and the pink slip to my truck
I knew Id have to come again next week
to get back what I lost
thats the story of my life
its seems Im always one jack off
thats right
one jack off
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