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    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  2. 2

    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  7. 7

    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  8. 8

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

  10. 10

    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

  11. 11

    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

  12. 12

    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

  13. 13

    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

  14. 14

    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

  15. 15

    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  16. 16

    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

  17. 17

    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

  18. 18

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  19. 19

    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

  20. 20

    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

  21. 21

    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - 12

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

  24. 24

    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

  25. 25

    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

  26. 26

    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  27. 27

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  28. 28

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  29. 29

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

  30. 30

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

  31. 31

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

  32. 32

    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

  33. 33

    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

  34. 34

    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

  35. 35

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

  36. 36

    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

  37. 37

    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

  38. 38

    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

  39. 39

    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

  40. 40

    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

  41. 41

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

  42. 42

    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

  43. 43

    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

  47. 47

    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

  48. 48

    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

  49. 49

    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

  50. 50

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  51. 51

    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  53. 53

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

  55. 55

    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

  56. 56

    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

  57. 57

    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

  58. 58

    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

  59. 59

    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  60. 60

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

  61. 61

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  62. 62

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

  63. 63

    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

  64. 64

    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

  65. 65

    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

  66. 66

    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

  67. 67

    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

  68. 68

    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

  69. 69

    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

  70. 70

    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

  71. 71

    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

  72. 72

    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

  73. 73

    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

  74. 74

    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

  75. 75

    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

  76. 76

    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

  77. 77

    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

  78. 78

    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

  79. 79

    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

  80. 80

    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

  81. 81

    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

  82. 82

    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

  83. 83

    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

  84. 84

    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

  85. 85

    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

  86. 86

    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

  87. 87

    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

  88. 88

    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

  89. 89

    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

  90. 90

    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

  91. 91

    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

  92. 92

    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

  93. 93

    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

  94. 94

    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

  95. 95

    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

  96. 96

    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

{spoken}
Hand me that balloon right there
Boy I used to love to do this when I was a kid
Watch this...Hey, watch this girl
Plowboy
Ain't that funny?
Plowboy

{sound of a horse neighing}

Well I'm a-packin' up my truck
An I'm a-head down south
Where real men pack their lips
With dips in their mouth
Start a moonshine still
Sleep in a tent
Buy some cheap livestock
Find some land to rent
Then I'm a Cledus T. it
Up and down the farm
With a couple of barns
A baby calf in my arms
You know I hate to brag
But I'll be tilling the most
Run a barbwire fence from post to post
Keep shells in my gun
Deer heads on my walls
Live out in the sticks and wear overalls
why because I wanna
Find me a home in a cow town baby
Where the buffalo roam
Read the Farmer's Almanac for all the right reasons
Make sure my crop is the top for next season
Cledus T. is the farming freakazoid
Yeah I'm heading down south sugar
Because I wanna be a plowboy baby

(With my "Go Braves" hat on my John Deere tractor)
Plowboy baby
(Redman pouch full of chewing tobaccer)
Plowboy baby
(Sleeping at night cause I work all day)
Plowboy baby
(You can smell my pigs from a mile away)


I bet you'll hear my rooster crowing when the day begins
He goes..
(Sounds of a rooster crowing)
In lust for a hen
Home schooling, home fries, good homemade wine
We'll harvest the fields
(But not before its time)
Plant peas, and beets, green beans and rice
Haul manure from the barn to fertilize
And if the price is right
I'm gonna sell my hay boy
And let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me

The Plowboy baby
(With my truck locked down into four wheel drive)
Plowboy baby
(Living like a king in a single wide)
Plowboy baby
(Sleeping at night and bushhoggin' all day)
Plowboy baby
(Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid)


YEAH... Cledus T. you can call me a hick
The only woman for me is a Dixie Chick
I got two billy goats
Week 'fore last
Till my snapper gets fixed
They'll be cuttin' my grass
Back hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horse
You know a horse is a horse
(Of Course, Of Course)
Spruce up the spread gotta make it look right
I gonna paint my barn red then paint my fence white UH!
vidalias, tommy toe tomatoes
Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes
Break wild mares
Farm like Quakers
Got no love for you vegetable haters
How I'm gonna buy my seed
Sell my soul to the seed and feed
My thumb is green just like my hay bailer
Ain't no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailer
Dog named Ol' Yeller
Kudzu is thick
I'd slop my hog but I
(Already fed it)
I'm picking off ticks, scratching poison oak
But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion

(Plowboy)
got a 4230 with my diesel whinin'
(Plowboy)
spend all my time on a big combine
(plowboy)
Praying at night it'll rain some day
(Plowboy)
You can smell my pigs from a mile away
(Plowboy)
Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shinin'
(Plowboy)
Got an old tin still with my moonshine shinin'
(Plowboy)
You can smell my swine

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