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Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal
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Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)
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Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta
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Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles
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Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila
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Cledus T. Judd - 1/2
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Cledus T. Judd - 12
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Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'
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Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember
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Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef
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Cledus T. Judd - Breath
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Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style
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Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida
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Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball
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Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life
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Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America
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Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups
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Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown
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Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet
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Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)
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Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice
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Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel
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Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay
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Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein
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Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch
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Cledus T. Judd - Hell No
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Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon
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Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk
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Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow
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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar
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Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight
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Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)
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Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'
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Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine
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Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size
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Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws
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Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy
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Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)
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Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies
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Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door
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Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One
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Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove
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Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow
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Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie
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Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily
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Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready
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Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy
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Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver
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Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie
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Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy
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Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd
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Cledus T. Judd - My Voice
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Cledus T. Judd - New Car
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Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off
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Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas
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Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl
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Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy
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Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars
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Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed
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Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans
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Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
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Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome
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Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
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Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic
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Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke
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Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable
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Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
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Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem
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Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent
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Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'
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Cledus T. Judd - The Change
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Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident
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Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)
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Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman
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Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire
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Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama
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Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World
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Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say
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Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?
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Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'
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Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck
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Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)
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Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent
Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer
Cledus T. Judd
From the North to all the Poles
Outsiders speculating
Who's designing Santa's clothes
He's the newest face in Christmas
And soon the world will know
That Rudolph's nose
Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows...
CHORUS
Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Heaven help Santa should he call him queer
He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Well he came out of the forest
And that's why he's on the news
And ever since that legislation's changed
Now they can't make poor Stephon
Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games
CHORUS
Prancer up in front of him
He's got Blitzen to the rear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
He's embarrassed by his antlers
He retains progesterone
And in his mind he looks like Doris Day
And if the health plan springs for surgery
Some day
You know he really may
CHORUS
He's standing tall
Against the wall
Of prejudice and fear
He's Stephon the alternative lifestyle reindeer
Affirmative reaction
The world is on it's ear
Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made
Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears
And he'll go down in history
For months or even years
He's Stephon
(Stephon)
The alternative lifestyle reindeer.
