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    Cledus T. Judd - 12

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    Cledus T. Judd - Christ-Mas

  3. 3

    Cledus T. Judd - Wives Do It All The Time (Parody of Girls Do It All The Time by Mindy McCready.)

  4. 4

    Cledus T. Judd - Breath

  5. 5

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Busted!

  6. 6

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' for Nuthin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus the Karaoke King

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    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Mess With America

  9. 9

    Cledus T. Judd - First Redneck On The Internet

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    Cledus T. Judd - Goron Is Gay

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    Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar

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    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Not In Here For Love (Just Yer Beer)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Record Deal

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    Cledus T. Judd - Waitin On Obama

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    Cledus T. Judd - (She's Got A Butt) Bigger Than The Beatles

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    Cledus T. Judd - 1-900-Sheila

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    Cledus T. Judd - 1/2

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    Cledus T. Judd - 270 Somethin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - A Night I Can't Remember

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    Cledus T. Judd - All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef

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    Cledus T. Judd - Bake Me A Country Ham

  22. 22

    Cledus T. Judd - Cadirac Style

  23. 23

    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus Went Down To Florida

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    Cledus T. Judd - Cledus' Christmas Ball

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    Cledus T. Judd - Coronary Life

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    Cledus T. Judd - Did I Shave My Back for This?

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    Cledus T. Judd - Don't Serve Beans

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    Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups

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    Cledus T. Judd - Every Light In The House Is Blown

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    Cledus T. Judd - Garth Must Be Busy (Feat. Brooks & Dunn)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Gin And Juice

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    Cledus T. Judd - Gone Funky (Parody of Gone Country by Alan Jackson.)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Good Bye Squirrel

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    Cledus T. Judd - Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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    Cledus T. Judd - Grandpa Got Runned Over By A John Deere (Bonus Track)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hankenstein

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hazel's Homemade Hallelujah Punch

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hell No

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hillbilly Honeymoon

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    Cledus T. Judd - Hip Hop and Honky Tonk

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    Cledus T. Judd - How Do You Milk a Cow

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    Cledus T. Judd - I Was Country When Country Wasn't Pop

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    Cledus T. Judd - I'm Going Ugly Early Tonight

  44. 44

    Cledus T. Judd - If George Strait Starts Dancin'

  45. 45

    Cledus T. Judd - If Shania Was Mine

  46. 46

    Cledus T. Judd - In Another Size

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    Cledus T. Judd - Indian In-Laws

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    Cledus T. Judd - It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

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    Cledus T. Judd - Jackson (Alan That Is)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Just Another Day In Parodies

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    Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar The Door

  52. 52

    Cledus T. Judd - Leave You Laughin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Burn One

  54. 54

    Cledus T. Judd - Let's Shoot Dove

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    Cledus T. Judd - Livin' Like John Travolta

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    Cledus T. Judd - Man Of Constant Borrow

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    Cledus T. Judd - Martie, Emily & Natalie

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    Cledus T. Judd - Merry Christmas From The Whole Fam Damily

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    Cledus T. Judd - Mindy McCready

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    Cledus T. Judd - Momma's Boy

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    Cledus T. Judd - More Beaver

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    Cledus T. Judd - Motel Californie

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    Cledus T. Judd - My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy

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    Cledus T. Judd - My Crowd

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    Cledus T. Judd - My Voice

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    Cledus T. Judd - New Car

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    Cledus T. Judd - One Jack Off

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    Cledus T. Judd - Only 364 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas

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    Cledus T. Judd - Paycheck Woman

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    Cledus T. Judd - Please Take The Girl

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    Cledus T. Judd - Plowboy

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    Cledus T. Judd - Psychic to the Stars

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    Cledus T. Judd - Quit Teasin' Me Ed

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    Cledus T. Judd - Refried Beans

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    Cledus T. Judd - Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football

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    Cledus T. Judd - Riding With Inmate Jerome

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    Cledus T. Judd - Santa Claus Is Watchin' You

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    Cledus T. Judd - Shade Tree Mechanic

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    Cledus T. Judd - Shania I'm Broke

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    Cledus T. Judd - She's Inflatable

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    Cledus T. Judd - Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stinkin' Problem

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    Cledus T. Judd - Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

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    Cledus T. Judd - Swingin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - The Change

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    Cledus T. Judd - The Grundy County Spitting Incident

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    Cledus T. Judd - Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody of Third Rock From The Sun by Joe Diffie.)

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    Cledus T. Judd - Trailer Park Woman

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    Cledus T. Judd - Tree's On Fire

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    Cledus T. Judd - We Own The World

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    Cledus T. Judd - What the xxxx Did You Say

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    Cledus T. Judd - Where's Your Mommy?

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    Cledus T. Judd - Wife Naggin'

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    Cledus T. Judd - Willie's Got A Big Deck

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    Cledus T. Judd - You Have No Right To Remain Violent

Hey everybody welcome out tonight
Hope you're having a good time out there
Don't forget the waitresses and a coming up next
We got sheena on the main stage
Athena on the disco
And don't forget we got
:(chorus) take it off baby
: those recliner dancers in the back
: stick around and get those dollar bills out guys and tip tip tip
Take it off baby
Take it off baby

Well here's how this whole mess got started
Had a stripper at a bachelor party
I knew when she jumped out of that cake
We were meant to be
The next date we both flew off to vegas
I must have been an ignoramus
I honestly believed that she
Loved me just for me

Oh...wasn't six months it came to an end
I walked out of the courtroom crying
She left with a grin

Cause she got half
And i said "ow!"
I mean dang
That comes to nearly fifty thou
Per date
My butt had never been so chafed
Cause she got half

I wondered if i'd remain lonely
Or would i find my one and only
Then the answer to my prayers
Appeared on my tv
(call me now)
The cutest little tarot card reader
I knew that i just had to meet her
Then she said it was in the cards
For her to marry me

Oh...wasn't three months later i was in court again
No way she could have predicted
The way it would end

Cause i got half
And she said "ow!"
Two dollars a minute
So everyone call right now
Your
Future awaits
And i will be the next bill gates
Cause i get half

Sometimes you're better off as friends
Cause if it ever ends
Then they get half
And you'll say "ow"
So i'm not looking to get married right now
I've
Got a date
With a beautiful playboy playmate
Who won't get half

No she won't get half

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