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Tim Minchin - Thank You God
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Tim Minchin - White Wine In The Sun
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Tim Minchin - Beauty
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Tim Minchin - The Fence
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Tim Minchin - You Grew On Me
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Tim Minchin - Confessions
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Tim Minchin - If I Didn't Have You
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Tim Minchin - Not Perfect
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Tim Minchin - So Long (As We Are Together)
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Tim Minchin - Rock And Roll Nerd
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Tim Minchin - Three Minute Song
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Tim Minchin - Carry You
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Tim Minchin - F Sharp
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Tim Minchin - Fat Children
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Tim Minchin - Hello
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Tim Minchin - I'll Take Lonely Tonight
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Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me
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Tim Minchin - Lullaby
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Tim Minchin - Nothing Can Stop Us Now
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Tim Minchin - Peace Anthem For Palestine
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Tim Minchin - Pope Song
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Tim Minchin - Prejudice
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Tim Minchin - Storm
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Tim Minchin - The Good Book
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Tim Minchin - Woody Allen Jesus
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Tim Minchin - 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
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Tim Minchin - Apart Together
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Tim Minchin - Bears Don't Dig On Dancing
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Tim Minchin - Canvas Bags
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Tim Minchin - Cheese
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Tim Minchin - Come Home (Cardinal Pell)
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Tim Minchin - Cont
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Tim Minchin - Dark Side
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Tim Minchin - Donnie Darko Song
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Tim Minchin - Drowned
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Tim Minchin - Eighteen Year Old Lesbian
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Tim Minchin - I Can't Save You
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Tim Minchin - I'm In a Cage
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Tim Minchin - If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Off (Take My Wife)
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Tim Minchin - Inflatable You
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Tim Minchin - Mitsubishi Colt
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Tim Minchin - My Neighbour's Ass
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Tim Minchin - Perineum Millenium - The In Between Years
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Tim Minchin - Poetry In a Lovesong
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Tim Minchin - Sloth (Lament Of The Three Toed Sloth)
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Tim Minchin - So Fucking Rock
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Tim Minchin - Some People Have It Worse Than I
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Tim Minchin - Ten Foot Cock And a Few Hundred Virgins
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Tim Minchin - The Song For Phil Daoust
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Tim Minchin - Understand It
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Tim Minchin - When I Grow Up
Confessions
Tim Minchin
This first movement, the first confession is entitled: Feminism
I believe that women have the right
To walk the streets at night
And not be afraid for their lives
I believe that a woman has the right
To choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement
Of the conservative right
And I believe that women have the right
To wear the clothes she likes
Without being treated like dirt
And I think we, men, are pathetic
How we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex
For making women feel like objects
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Be doop be doo doop do do doo, I just really love boobs
And this second movement is called
Poverty, open Bracket Altruism
Close Bracket
I believe the people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or they're poor
And I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself
Even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok
That the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man
I'm sure I could do a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lubbly
I would rather own boobs than a pub
Be doop be doo doop do do doo
I just really love boobs
The third movement is entitled
Enviromentalism
I believe the that planet we live in
Is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we should assume
We can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely
The world's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit
Fuck I love boobs though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun
When they're 21
Or octogenarian
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I would rather eat a boob than a bap
Be doop be doo doop do do doo
I just really love boobs
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations
When they can't get a glimpse of your bums
I find such hypotheses dumb
It's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy vagina
Since they said that
I can't look my great-aunt
In the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
From the first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
And I
Will always love boobs
I will always
Love boobs