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Tim Minchin - Thank You God
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Tim Minchin - Beauty
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Tim Minchin - The Fence
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Tim Minchin - White Wine In The Sun
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Tim Minchin - You Grew On Me
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Tim Minchin - Confessions
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Tim Minchin - So Long (As We Are Together)
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Tim Minchin - If I Didn't Have You
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Tim Minchin - Not Perfect
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Tim Minchin - Rock And Roll Nerd
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Tim Minchin - Storm
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Tim Minchin - The Good Book
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Tim Minchin - Three Minute Song
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Tim Minchin - F Sharp
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Tim Minchin - Fat Children
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Tim Minchin - Hello
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Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me
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Tim Minchin - Lullaby
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Tim Minchin - Nothing Can Stop Us Now
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Tim Minchin - Peace Anthem For Palestine
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Tim Minchin - Pope Song
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Tim Minchin - 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
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Tim Minchin - Apart Together
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Tim Minchin - Bears Don't Dig On Dancing
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Tim Minchin - Canvas Bags
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Tim Minchin - Carry You
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Tim Minchin - Cheese
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Tim Minchin - Come Home (Cardinal Pell)
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Tim Minchin - Cont
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Tim Minchin - Dark Side
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Tim Minchin - Donnie Darko Song
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Tim Minchin - Drowned
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Tim Minchin - Eighteen Year Old Lesbian
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Tim Minchin - I Can't Save You
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Tim Minchin - I'll Take Lonely Tonight
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Tim Minchin - I'm In a Cage
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Tim Minchin - If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Off (Take My Wife)
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Tim Minchin - Inflatable You
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Tim Minchin - Mitsubishi Colt
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Tim Minchin - My Neighbour's Ass
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Tim Minchin - Perineum Millenium - The In Between Years
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Tim Minchin - Poetry In a Lovesong
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Tim Minchin - Prejudice
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Tim Minchin - Sloth (Lament Of The Three Toed Sloth)
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Tim Minchin - So Fucking Rock
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Tim Minchin - Some People Have It Worse Than I
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Tim Minchin - Ten Foot Cock And a Few Hundred Virgins
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Tim Minchin - The Song For Phil Daoust
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Tim Minchin - Understand It
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Tim Minchin - When I Grow Up
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Tim Minchin - Woody Allen Jesus
Some People Have It Worse Than I
Tim Minchin
And the magnificent magnitude of my morning erection merely mocks me like the sun in its optimistic greeting of the day
Managing to manifest a modicum of motivation i meander to the kitchen make a mission out of mixing nescafe
But the milk is going off and coffee by itself is bitter and there's ants all through the sugar and the supermarket's fucking miles away
My life is pretty sad
But i know that i should be glad.
At least i'm not a starving ethiope
Or a policeman in bagdad
At 11:53 i instigate the day's ablutions in the hope my constitution can be altered by some action on the bowl
But the total non-existence of colonic animation seems to me the perfect metaphor for the utter constipation of my soul
By 11:59 i have decided that my life would be immediately improved by a carefully written list of short-term goals
But by 12.05 my list consists of 1-dot put some pants on, 2-dot go to the shop, buy some prunes and panadol
My life is pretty shit
But i know i shouldn't whinge about it
I could be a palestinian
Driving buses on the gaza strip
Yeah how bad can it be?
Some people have it worse than me
I could be a child prostitute
Or gary glitter's family
I have no right to cry
Some people have it worse than i
I could be a thalidomide kid
With something in my eye
At 12:30 i realise i'm feeling so dejected that i've totally neglected the beginning of the jerry springer show
So i settle on the sofa try to focus an iota of my motor-neurones on the brilliant insights for which jerry is known
And although on any other day a show entitled "midgets midget midgets" would excite me like a virgin at her year eleven ball
Today those little jelly-wresting fellas fail to free me of my misery instead they simply serve to make me feel three foot tall
But how bad can it be?
Some people have it worse than me
I could be a jewish stand up comedian
In nazi germany
Or i could be a dockers fan
Or an orphan in pakistan
Or the architect of the world trade centre
Or a bobcat driver in bam iran
I could be making an investigation
Of a backpack in an underground station
Or i could be a peace-loving speech-writer
In george w's administration
Yeah i know that i don't have the right
To be unhappy with my life
I could be paris hilton's mother
Or shane warne's wife
And i know that i shouldn't be bitchin
I could be in a worse position
I could be a 3-nippled naturopath
In the days of the spanish inquisition
I know i have no right to cry
Some people have it worse than i
I could have a serious nut allergy
And be shipwrecked on an island with a crate of snickers bars
A jar of nutella and a fresh baked pecan pie
Some people have it worse than i