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Tim Minchin - Thank You God
- 2
Tim Minchin - Beauty
- 3
Tim Minchin - The Fence
- 4
Tim Minchin - White Wine In The Sun
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Tim Minchin - You Grew On Me
- 6
Tim Minchin - Confessions
- 7
Tim Minchin - So Long (As We Are Together)
- 8
Tim Minchin - If I Didn't Have You
- 9
Tim Minchin - Not Perfect
- 10
Tim Minchin - Rock And Roll Nerd
- 11
Tim Minchin - Storm
- 12
Tim Minchin - The Good Book
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Tim Minchin - Three Minute Song
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Tim Minchin - F Sharp
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Tim Minchin - Fat Children
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Tim Minchin - Hello
- 17
Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me
- 18
Tim Minchin - Lullaby
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Tim Minchin - Nothing Can Stop Us Now
- 20
Tim Minchin - Peace Anthem For Palestine
- 21
Tim Minchin - Pope Song
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Tim Minchin - 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
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Tim Minchin - Apart Together
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Tim Minchin - Bears Don't Dig On Dancing
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Tim Minchin - Canvas Bags
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Tim Minchin - Carry You
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Tim Minchin - Cheese
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Tim Minchin - Come Home (Cardinal Pell)
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Tim Minchin - Cont
- 30
Tim Minchin - Dark Side
- 31
Tim Minchin - Donnie Darko Song
- 32
Tim Minchin - Drowned
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Tim Minchin - Eighteen Year Old Lesbian
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Tim Minchin - I Can't Save You
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Tim Minchin - I'll Take Lonely Tonight
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Tim Minchin - I'm In a Cage
- 37
Tim Minchin - If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Off (Take My Wife)
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Tim Minchin - Inflatable You
- 39
Tim Minchin - Mitsubishi Colt
- 40
Tim Minchin - My Neighbour's Ass
- 41
Tim Minchin - Perineum Millenium - The In Between Years
- 42
Tim Minchin - Poetry In a Lovesong
- 43
Tim Minchin - Prejudice
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Tim Minchin - Sloth (Lament Of The Three Toed Sloth)
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Tim Minchin - So Fucking Rock
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Tim Minchin - Some People Have It Worse Than I
- 47
Tim Minchin - Ten Foot Cock And a Few Hundred Virgins
- 48
Tim Minchin - The Song For Phil Daoust
- 49
Tim Minchin - Understand It
- 50
Tim Minchin - When I Grow Up
- 51
Tim Minchin - Woody Allen Jesus
Cont
Tim Minchin
Neither should you
They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
I don't like black people
It's just not acceptable
There should be some kind of law, that is that
And i get the shits
With inuits
They get on my tits, the little bastards
And women
Just make me so mad
Does that make me bad, am i bad?
Is that bad?
And the fuckin' italians
I just cannot stand them
They really inspire my rancour
Cheating fucking italian wankers!
And lesbians and the bicurious
Make me furious
It's not their fault, i know, but still... grr!
And fuckin' christians
I just want to punch them in their faces
And i'm not comfortable with muslims on the tube
And i can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers
And i hate gays who talk camply
And the fuckin' chinese make me angry
I hate the rich
I hate the poor
I hate bitches
I hate whores
I hate africans
I hate japanese
I hate the disabled
I hate burmese
Yeah, i don't care about your color or your creed
I will judge you for no reason
[at this point, tim "realises" that he's made a mistake: "fuck, sorry.
That's the trouble with trying out new stuff, it's... i had half the lyrics
Covered up. i think we should probably do it again. i think if we leave it
There i might run the risk of being misconstrued. it's not even called
'cont', it called 'context'."]
I don't like jews
Who make and distribute kiddy porn
Neither should you
Their ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
I don't like black people
Who risk billions of other peoples money gambling on future derivatives
It's just not acceptable
There should be some kind of law, that is that
And i get the shits
With inuits
Who find out what job i do
And regale me with a racist joke or two
They get on my tits, the little bastards
And women
Who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis
Career and mothering
Just make me so mad
Does that make me bad, am i bad?
Is that bad?
And the fuckin' italians
I just cannot stand them
When they take a dive in the penalty box
Denying australia it's world cup spot
They really inspire my rancour
Cheating fucking italian wankers
And lesbians and the bicurious
Make me furious
When their pride parade blocked the traffic flow
When my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital
It's not their fault, i know, but still... grr!
And fuckin' christians
Who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection
I just want to punch them in their faces
Although my anger is fleeting
I understand their frustration
She's a little too hesitant
And i'm not comfortable muslims on the tube
Who look over my shoulder when i'm readin'
And i can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers
Who smoke cigarettes while their feeding
And i hate gays who talk camply
During the final act of king lear
And the fuckin' chinese make me angry
When they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered
Rhinoceros
I hate the rich who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry
I hate the poor who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry
I hate bitches who get rabies and try to bite babies
I hate whores who won't accept visa
I hate african racists
I hate japanese homophobes
I hate those disabled rapists
I hate burmese cats
Yeah, i don't care about your colour or your creed
I will judge you for no reason...
But your deeds