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Tim Minchin - Thank You God
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Tim Minchin - The Fence
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Tim Minchin - F Sharp
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Tim Minchin - Rock And Roll Nerd
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Tim Minchin - Apart Together
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Tim Minchin - Dark Side
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Tim Minchin - Fat Children
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Tim Minchin - White Wine In The Sun
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Tim Minchin - Carry You
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Tim Minchin - Cont
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Tim Minchin - Pope Song
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Tim Minchin - Woody Allen Jesus
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Tim Minchin - 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
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Tim Minchin - Confessions
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Tim Minchin - If I Didn't Have You
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Tim Minchin - Inflatable You
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Tim Minchin - Lullaby
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Tim Minchin - Not Perfect
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Tim Minchin - Prejudice
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Tim Minchin - The Song For Phil Daoust
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Tim Minchin - Three Minute Song
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Tim Minchin - You Grew On Me
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Tim Minchin - Bears Don't Dig On Dancing
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Tim Minchin - Beauty
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Tim Minchin - Canvas Bags
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Tim Minchin - Cheese
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Tim Minchin - Come Home (Cardinal Pell)
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Tim Minchin - Donnie Darko Song
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Tim Minchin - Drowned
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Tim Minchin - Eighteen Year Old Lesbian
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Tim Minchin - Hello
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Tim Minchin - I Can't Save You
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Tim Minchin - I'll Take Lonely Tonight
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Tim Minchin - I'm In a Cage
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Tim Minchin - If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Off (Take My Wife)
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Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me
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Tim Minchin - Mitsubishi Colt
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Tim Minchin - My Neighbour's Ass
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Tim Minchin - Nothing Can Stop Us Now
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Tim Minchin - Peace Anthem For Palestine
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Tim Minchin - Perineum Millenium - The In Between Years
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Tim Minchin - Poetry In a Lovesong
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Tim Minchin - Sloth (Lament Of The Three Toed Sloth)
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Tim Minchin - So Fucking Rock
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Tim Minchin - So Long (As We Are Together)
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Tim Minchin - Some People Have It Worse Than I
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Tim Minchin - Storm
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Tim Minchin - Ten Foot Cock And a Few Hundred Virgins
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Tim Minchin - The Good Book
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Tim Minchin - Understand It
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Tim Minchin - When I Grow Up
5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
Tim Minchin
Obviously I don't want to infer that being invited onto friday night with wossy isn't wonderfully affirming
And I know I 'orta
Appreciate the risk you took the bookers who agreed to book a chap
Who tends to talk about the kind of things that get the bbc, in hot water
And I don't want to seem greedy, I'm just saying
I'd like to be here every week, if that's ok and if you hear me out
I think I've got a way in which we could do it pretty easily
You could leave all the boring details to me
It's a brilliant idea, a truly original concept
No one in britain has ever done anything like it, yeah
Picture this
Imagine if we had
5 Poofs and 2 pianos
Yeah, it's a wicked idea
Why settle for a quartet of queers
When there's a possibility of a penta-poofter-piano-posse here
5 Poofs and 2 pianos
Yeah, it'll be ace
A 100% more pianos
And 25% more gays
I know, I know
I've seen the problem too
There's a rumour, I am straight it's true
It hurts to admit it, but I'm about as bent as wossy himself... Or 50 cent
But I've already thought it through
D'you know there's preachers in america who reckon they can do
Sexuality conversions, I've heard them assert
They can cure a man of trouser love and turn him onto skirt
But I don't see why they couldn't pull the same trick in reverse
And we'd have
5 Poofs and 2 pianos
Yeah, it's a revolution
Probably the best solution
To the problem you're inevitably having with an even number of homosexuals
Yes I know
Your producers might suspect
That the license paying public will object
To the corporation having yet another homosexual to pay
The daily mail will bring the big guns out
Jan moir will be frothing at the mouth
Writing further brilliant stuff about
The myth of being both happy and gay
But all that moral indignation
Will disappear when they see
Those 4 lovely guys and me
Singing in perfect harmony
And all those angry letter writers
Like disgusted from the isle of wight
And mad from hull and outraged from leeds
And slightly annoyed from berwick-on-tweed
Will instantly change their tune
They'll be bleeding heart liberals by saturday noon
They'll be giving their grandchildren up for adoption
In the hope that gay married couple will adopt them
They'll be putting rainbow stickers on their cars
And cutting holes in the arse of their leather strays
Watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
Watching 2 pianos and 5 guys
Watching 2 pianos and 5
5 Poofs and 2 pianos
Yeah, it'll be grand
You can never have too many pianos
Or too much man
5 Poofs and 2 pianos
And maybe would could out jamie cullum
Make it a trio of pianos
And a big gay half-dozen