Here, if it's any conselation, take mine
 
 No, no need for explanations, it's alright
 
 With me it would only be redundant, see
 
 If you only try to keep it all inside
 
 I lay me down with your decision
 
 Blow your mind, don't hesitate
 
 This devil takes your pain away
 
 Take mine
 
  
  But now that I have finally found you
 
 I'm gonna take it one step at a time
 
 Let's try to keep this good thing going
 
 You tell a joke, I nearly die
 
 We have to laugh until we cry
 
 Take mine, please take mine
  
 
 My margarita chum, that's what you are
 
 I'm laughing my ass off when you sing
 
 Everybody's happy now
 
 The Luna-queens become the lunatics
 
 While Janis Joplin tells her friend
 
 He's just a one-night stand
  
 
 I hear you retching in my bathroom, but I don't mind
 
 No, I'll clean it up tomorrow, just sit down
 
 Again you choke me when you grumble
 
 You and me we're so much like RG
 
 And now I'll show you how to tango
 
 I think it's time for us to say
 
 That this has been a perfect day and retire, please retire
  
 
 My margarita chum that what you are
 
 I'm laughing my ass off when you sing
 
 Everybody's happy now
 
 A v.i.p. is what you are to me
 
 I love it when you take me on your lonely Sunday stroll