Incident report number 0511
Official procedure for booking a certified hard case
Dispatch got a call 'bout a drifter with a grin
Known to leave at sunrise, never once cashin' in
Built a reputation on a one-night stay
Left a trail of broken hearts all along the way
If you're fixin' to tame one, here's where you start
Find yourself a woman with a badge-shaped heart
Hair all wild like she outran the wind
Ain't brushed it down and don't pretend
I got booked, held in contempt by one raised brow
Thought I was the law, look who's guilty now
I got booked, didn't put up much of a fight
Booked, boys, she arrested me with those comma eyes
Report says: Take one outlaw full of pride
Let him think he's still enjoyin' the ride
Season with laughter he can't explain
Then let her call his bluff again
Then let him keep talkin' like he's king of this town
'Cause pride makes the sweetest sound when it finally hits the ground
I got booked, held in contempt by one raised brow
Thought I was the law, look who's guilty now
I got booked, didn't put up much of a fight
Booked, boys, she arrested me with those comma eyes
Official findings: Subject believed he was too tough for love
Witnesses disagree
Recovered at the scene: One beat-up ego, one pickup headed toward forever
Recommendation: Don't release him, he's exactly where he belongs
I got booked, held in contempt by one raised brow
Thought I was the law, look who's guilty now
I got booked, didn't put up much of a fight
Booked, boys, she arrested me with those comma eyes
