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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Patent Pending
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She'll be spreading
all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
Ever since her grandma got run over by a reindeer,
She's been running low on Christmas cheer.
With a bottle in her hands
and with her legs around a man,
Is how she's probably spending Christmas this year.
And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all away.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She'll be spreading
all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
There's no shopping, just bar hopping.
It's her reason for the season.
She's been stalking Santa Clause from the mall.
She's got a plan for every man.
She wants them all to understand
that she won't stop until she confronts them all.
Well was there mistletoe? (Hell no!)
Blame it on the alcohol.
Hit the lights. (Let's go!)
Now it's time to deck the halls.
It's Christmas time, there's magic in the air.
But she don't care!
And now it's jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all way.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
(She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
(She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She'll be spreading
all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.
She says,
"It's cold outside, but it's warm in the bed.
And why go sleigh riding when I can ride instead?"
I bet the eggnog's going to her head, for sure.
(She tipsy!) (Fo sho, fo sho)
Shimmy on the rooftop, Old Saint Nick.
Dirty pictures in the bedroom, click, click click.
No, I don't think that's what mistletoe is for.
(Nuh-uh, Nuh-uh)
She looks up to Santa with eyes so bright and she says, "Won't you ride my sleigh tonight?"
'Cause she's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
She's a hoe-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Jingle all the way to the bed sheets, baby,
In these cold winter nights that could drive a girl crazy.
'Tis the season again, but she's been giving it all away.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer.
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas. (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Happy New Year. (She's a hoe-oh-oh)
She's a Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas.
She'll be spreading all the Christmas cheer, again, this year.