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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
Classic You
Patent Pending
But now you got me falling back like Daylight Savings Time
And now the nights are so long
Like when you left me there stranded at the Green Day show
You took off with a guy who looked like Billie Joe
And that night was so long
And now I walk this road alone
And when I brought you shit you just re-gifted it
What's your mum gonna do with a DVD of Rush Hour 2 (no fucking way)
Ohhhhh, I never have a clue
I never know what you're gonna put me through
Destroy my world and leave me black and blue
Break my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that's classic you
You tied me to the bed post and took all my cash
Got an appointment with the web-MD about this rash
I don't understand
You made the big mistake of leaving out your phone
I saw that you were texting Corey when I wasn't home
But I understand because he's such a handsome man (he's so hot right now)
I lean in for a kiss
You say you're over this
And I'm still really pissed that you let your mum take Rush Hour 2
Ohhhhh, I never have a clue
I never know what you're gonna put me through
Destroy my world and leave me black and blue
Break my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that's classic you
You found a way to sabotage return of the Jedi
Made a mockery of Texas taco fest
I know everyone is capable of ruining something but girl you mess up everything the best
It feels like deja vu but I know, that's classic you
Ohhhhh, I never have a clue
I never know what you're gonna put me through
Destroy my world and leave me black and blue
Break my bones in half along the path of all the shit you do, that's classic you
