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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
Snake Eyes
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that ends in misery
a tale of sex and sin and greed
I'm in this prison of my own insanity
and there's no one i can blame but me
Tossed between the wreckage
and washed up on the shore
I swear i can't beleive my eyes
Could i be mistaken
am i really here
have i found my paradise
the streets are paved in diamond
the wall are painted gold
and everybody knows my name
the girls are always gorgeous
and the drinks are always cold
i know i'll never be the same
i swear we'll live forever
and we'll never have to cry
because no one here could ever die
The sun it sets like fire
stare into your eyes
I'll never make it out alive
Turquoise water
connect me to the shore
of a land, a life left far behind
and i've got the memories burning deep inside
I'll try to black them from my mind
A land of plenty
A land made just for me
Where i can't help but feel at home
Until a man of darkness
a story he a told
of the only treasure i was yet to hold
i stood before the people
and demanded more, darkness
where sinners come to die
leaving Eden far behind