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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
Patent Pending
A pirate of the streets
Stealing booty booze and dirty magazines
The rainy days come, the rainy days go
The whiskey, the liar, the thief!
She was coddled like a princess
And promised as a bride
Lady Jekyll had a secret life to hide
So through the window she creep when her father fell asleep
The whiskey, the liar, the thief!
She bats her eyes and lies about her ring
He used the coin he stole to buy the drinks
Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub
The whiskey, the liar, the thief!
He never made an honest buck
She only borrowed from the truth
They were the greatest match that hell had ever seen
But if you reap what you sew it doesn't matter where you go
The whiskey, the liar, the thief!
She bats her eyes and lies about her ring (about the ring!)
He the coin he stole is buying all the drinks (all the drinks)
It's the devils first mate and a drunken runaway!
The whiskey, the liar, the thief!
A round for our two lovers
In this barstool fairytale
Givin' something for us bastards to believe
You never think you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub
With whiskey, and liars, and thieves!
A toast to those who stole another day (one more day!)
A round to those who lied to get away (one more drink?)
And to those who found love drowning sorrows at the pub
Some day you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub
Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub
The whiskey, the liar, the thief!
