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Patent Pending - Decemberween
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Patent Pending - Brighter
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Patent Pending - Dance Till We Die
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Patent Pending - It's All On Me
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Patent Pending - Los Angeles
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Patent Pending - The Whiskey, The Liar, The Theif
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Patent Pending - $ Maker
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Patent Pending - 67 Dollars And No Sense
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Patent Pending - Air Underneath My Feet (Feat. Pat Brown)
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Patent Pending - All-Star Hipster
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Patent Pending - Anti-Everything
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Patent Pending - Bad News Bear
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Patent Pending - Battles
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Patent Pending - Boom Boom Pass The Mushroom
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Patent Pending - Cheer Up Emo Kid
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Patent Pending - Classic You
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Patent Pending - Cut, Copy, Paste
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Patent Pending - Damn!
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Patent Pending - Dear Stacy, I Hate You
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Patent Pending - Demo For Dayna
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Patent Pending - Donkey
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Patent Pending - Douchebag
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Patent Pending - Drop Dead
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Patent Pending - Dying In Mt. Sinai
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Patent Pending - Falling Out Of Love
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Patent Pending - Fatty Macgees Saxophone Adventures
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Patent Pending - Hey Mario
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Patent Pending - Hey Six
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Patent Pending - I Already Know (She Don't Give A S*** About Me)
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Patent Pending - I'm Not Alone
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Patent Pending - June Spirit
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Patent Pending - Let Go
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Patent Pending - Levittown Is For Lovers
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi
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Patent Pending - Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version)
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Patent Pending - Little Miss Impossible
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Patent Pending - Memory
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Patent Pending - My Princess Peach
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Patent Pending - Old And Out Of Tune
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Patent Pending - One Less Heart To Break
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Patent Pending - Parting Girts
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Patent Pending - Rainbow Road
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Patent Pending - Red Martians
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Patent Pending - Red Martians Redux
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Patent Pending - Samantha The Great
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Patent Pending - Second Family
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Patent Pending - Set The Sun On Fire
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Patent Pending - Shake Weights & Moving Crates
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Patent Pending - She Only Wants My Blood
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Patent Pending - She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
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Patent Pending - Shut It Down
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Patent Pending - Sleep Well My Angel
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Patent Pending - Snake Eyes
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Patent Pending - Song Number Six
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Patent Pending - Spin Me Around
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Patent Pending - Sunset Summer
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Patent Pending - Sushi James
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Patent Pending - The Hoe Down
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Patent Pending - The June Spirit
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Patent Pending - The L-Town Shakedown
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Patent Pending - The Safety Of Sleeping In
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Patent Pending - The Way You Make Me Shake
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Patent Pending - The Website Is Under Construction
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Patent Pending - There Was A Time
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Patent Pending - Therefore, I Party
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Patent Pending - This Can't Happen Again
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Patent Pending - This Love Can Save Us All
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Patent Pending - Tipperary
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Patent Pending - Valentine
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Patent Pending - Walk In Closet
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Patent Pending - We're Freakin' Out (Map To Tahiti)
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Patent Pending - Yellow Snow
Walk In Closet
Patent Pending
or you're a zombie of a girl I used to know.
Someone should have told her
that forever didn't end four years ago.
Go tell me what this is about.
I guess I know
LA has figured you out
It's the second time around.
You need a walk in closet for all your skeletons
Say it's over, get in closer,
clean the scene of your finger prints.
All you touch you destroy.
No longer I'm your baby boy
so find another
and lose my number.
You have this reputation
of taking everyone around you down in flames.
I'm opening auditions
for another girl to help forget your name.
Name reasons you're back in this town
I guess I know
LA has figured you out
It's the second time around.
You need a walk in closet for all your skeletons
say it's over, get in closer,
clean the scene of your finger prints.
All you touch you destroy.
No longer I'm your baby boy
so find another
and lose my number.
You can hide all you want but it's plain to see
that there's a hand grenade where your heart should be
so take the next train out.
Don't you dare return.
I hope your train derails and you crash and burn.
A walk in closet for all your skeletons
say it's over, get in closer,
clean the scene of your finger prints.
All you touch you destroy.
No longer I'm your baby boy
so find another
and lose my number.
